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And the Winner Is........
After three extremely painful months (well, for you. I've been very comfortable.) the day is finally here! Just who has been crowned the 2005 TWF Satire Search Winner?
Well, before I answer that, let me once again thank everyone who sent in an entry. You're all winners as far as I'm concerned. Winners that ultimately lost, but winners none the less! Kind of. Ok, you're not winners, I lied... Anyway, all kidding aside, just because you didn't win doesn't mean we're not interested in you. You see, much like the WWE, there's still a good chance we'll probably pick most of you up anyway, thus making this whole thing futile......(although it would save me about 300 dollars on  DVDs...)
Seriously though, don't be too dejected, for now I'm
accepting Guest Columns here (No attachments please, email the text directly into the email if you could) and if it's of the same quality that many of the entries were, I can personally guarantee they'll be
posted. And in closing, once again, thanks to all who entered, and congratulations to the nine other finalists....and just be thankful we didn't invoke Bikini Boot Camp. The image of any of you spilling out of your tops is one I could go the rest of my life without picturing.....
Anyway, without further adieu, here is your 2005 TWF Satire Search Winner; a man who showered me with compliments, promised me porn (the best way to get hired here :)) and just generally made me laugh......


Congratulations to TWF's TEN 2005 SATIRE SEARCH FINALISTS.

Keith Campbell

Ryan Evancio

Tyler Stevens

Corey Bradley

Joe Merrick

David Wolff

Kenny Casanova

Nick Baker

Derek Wawrow

And Dude who wrote a kickass column but never left his name.

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November 2006


by Sean Carless

With Christmas just around the corner, what better way to spend your few remaining dollars (left over after the seemingly infinite line-up of fucking pay-per-views ) then on the following "quality WWE merchandise!" After all, if they don't move this stuff, and fast, stockholders just might get time to figure out what "plummeting domestic buyrates" means!... and well, I don't think they need to tell you what that means! (Seriously. They're not telling you. Everything is fine! Ahem.).