As the owner of a Shawn Michaels jean jacket, Carnage Crew t-shirt, and the Ultimate Warrior comic book, Derek Burgan is at the forefront of pro-wrestling 'Crap merchandise. Known in some circles as the wrestling version of Steve Irwin, this 'Crap Hunter scours the world with his crack team of experts (including Keith Lipinski and Sean Carless) searching out the best and worst examples of wrestling's past, present, and future. With the introduction of Derek Burgan's The Gimmick Table, all wrestling fans will be able to enjoy all the great items that otherwise may have gone unnoticed!

Phil Brooks (CM Punk), a ring general with a 19-year-old hanger-on, named Boy George (The Miz), is forced to keep his large and dysfunctional family of developmental trainees together after his booker (Jim Cornette) quit Ohio Valley Wrestling due to idiotic interference from their corporate owners. The OVW territory is handed over to Paul Heyman, making each member of the eccentric company panic and placed in an odd gimmick. Phil's main competitors (Ken Doane, Nick Nemeth, Johnny Jeter, Mike Mondo, and Nick Mitchell), find themselves put together as a comedy group of male cheerleaders while OVW's worst talent (Marty Wright) is repackaged as the cartoonish Boogeyman and given more TV time than all the other wrestlers put together. Can this family off misfits become a success in the big time or just end up with matching, crewcuts, megaphones, and trampolines? Critically acclaimed, but watched by few, this is your chance to see what the buzz is about!

It never stops for successful wrestling booker (and unsuccessful businessman) Paul Heyman, whose oddball daily life consists of dealing with former wrestlers he owes money to, WWE management who look down upon him, and the infamous ECW "mole" Tod Gordon among others. Series star and co-creator Heyman once told Entertainment Weekly that Heyman's best episodes emphasize each stars' strengths while hiding their weaknesess. Among the season's most memorable episodes that follow this formula are "The Dynamic Dud," in which the entire OVW territory becomes embroiled in Heyman and John Laurinaitis' senseless arguments; the Emmy-nominated "The Christmas Picture," in which New Jack threatens to sit out an ECW reunion photograph once he learns that Devon Dudley is to be included; and the one in which Heyman discovers that Stephanie McMahon enjoys a good cry during her "Alone Time." Those who remember the hour long match from the Night the Line was Crossed will sympathize with Heyman's desperate attempts to book a show long match between C.M. Punk and Brent Albright on an episode of OVW TV. To quote the old comedy maxim: It's funny because it's true.

Each week viewers see the gritty reality of life in a New York City Police unit as the officers go about their work with a grim determination and an even grimmer downside guarantee. Two partners, Detectives Blue Meanie and Dancin' Stevie Richards are the central characters in this weekly police drama, and they personify very different approaches to their difficult job. Heffron's insatiable appetite (covering an emotional vulnerability and hidden fondness for porn starlets) is tempered by the precise and controlled demeanor of Richards, who is often found playing video games in between getting a confession from a perp.

Jeff Jarrett, a former homicide detective and King of the Mountain, heads a group of undersized investigators who work crimes amid the steamy, tropical surroundings and theme parks of Orlando. His team includes Jackie Gayda, a bisexual Southern beauty with a specialty in blowing spots; AJ Styles, a cocky and homophobic investigator who is well connected on the street; and Christian Cage, a charismatic underwater recovery expert who knows all the twists and turns of the Florida waterways. Rounding out the team is Gail Kim, the no-nonsense, no talent, know-it-all coroner. Together, these investigators collect and analyze the evidence to solve the crimes and to vindicate those who often cannot speak for themselves -- the X-Division.

Derek Burgan can be seen wasting everyone's time with wrestling DVD and comic book reviews over at Wrestling Observer and the world famous Wrestling Enjoyment Index at Figure Four Weekly~!.Don't forget about his Opinion Pieces at World Wrestling Insanity or his stuff at The Wrestling Fan. Whew! Derek can be reached at: derek@wrestlecrap.com.