Given your experiences with WWE, please rate the following "taglines" based on how they make you feel about WWE.
Rating
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WWE...Status-Quos Are Awesome!
WWE...Where The Story Never Makes Sense
WWE...Where Midgets Defy The  Laws Of Physics
WWE...We Killed Eddie Guerrero
WWE...Nigga, Please.
WWE...OBEY.
WWE...Sometimes We Snap And Murder Our Families!

WWE...The John Cena Happy Fun Super Show

WWE...What’s a  Randy Savage ?

WWE...Let’s Pretend It’s Still Good

WWE...Give Us Your Money

WWE...Big Tall Muscle People

WWE...From The Minds That Brought You The XFL!

WWE...Poop: Ain't It Fucking Hilarious?

WWE...At Least It’s Not TNA

WWE...BIG FAKE TITTIES!

WWE...Yes, That’s A Grandfather’s Asshole.

WWE...HIGH DEFINITION. LOW QUALITY.

WWE...The Only Place In The World Where Taking
Your Pants Off Is A Reasonable Form Of Disciplining A Child.

WWE...Just Ignore That Middle "W".

WWE...Our Season Never Ends... Because All We Show Is Repeats.

WWE...The One Company In The World Where The Chairman
Thought Impregnating His Own Daughter Was A Great Idea.

WWE...Today's Popular Culture...Tomorrow.

WWE...All The Black People Are In ECW!

WWE...Where You Can Hit Someone With A Hammer And
Still Only Get A 2 Count.

WWE...Just Buy It.

WWE...GET THE "F" OUT.....Of Business .

WWE...Yesterday's Superstars,Today!

WWE...We ARE the Competition!

WWE...Steve Austin Still Shows Up Occasionally!

WWE... Injury-Free Since Wednesday

WWE: TNA's OVW!

WWE...Brought To You By Signature Pharmacy.

WWE...The Only Company On Earth Where You Have
A better Chance Of Being Successful If You Constantly Fuck Up.

WWE...If We Keep Ignoring Enough History, Maybe You'll Forget.

WWE...We Think Midgets Are Small Children!

WWE...WHERE ZOMBIES KNOW JIU-JITSU!

WWE...Where K-Fed Can Find A Spot On The Roster,
But Tag Teams And Cruiserweights Can't


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The preceding was a Parody of these suggested WWE Taglines as seen at their Website. Special Thanks to those readers whose contributions are listed above. You can send yours in for consideration HERE. And hey, while I'm on a roll, who knows, maybe I'll even update the 500 or so new Fan Laws I've received sometime. Maybe.