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SATIRE: WWE EROTIC FILMS PRESENTS: BETWEEN THE ROCK AND HARD PLACE.

by Catherine Perez and Sean Carless

March 16, 2011



After YEARS of avoiding having to spend more than 2 seconds at a time on his back, one man finally, curiously, finds the courage to turn over and onto his stomach. This is the story of a forbidden love, and one man's touching journey in finding inner-self (and inner colon); a journey from Dr. of Thuganomics to Dr. of Buggernomics.

See John Cena and The Miz as you've never seen them before (Having a great match?)): an erotic entangling of explosive passion, poopy pushed, and a desperate attempt to woo the tall, dark and handsome man of their dreams in time for WrestleMania. Who will go over? Who will go under? Who will go first? This is BETWEEN THE ROCK AND A HARD PLACE. An adult film that will leave you thinking: Hustle. Loyalty. Erect.

Available now! (Unfortunately.).

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Catherine Perez is a proud owner of three e-mails from WWE's legal department, which she regularly prints out for when all the toilet paper runs out. She was the first person to call the Ghostbusters after witnessing something strange in her neighborhood, and is thus immortalized in a song that was made popular four years before her birth. Catherine enjoys collecting vintage WWF t-shirts, painting on her clothing, and the smell of crushed dreams in the mornings. She also shot J.R.

Sean Carless is a man of many hats. And he wears those hats to cover an ever-increasing bald spot. Sean's various scribblings have been read at Live Audio Wrestling, 411 Mania, Honky Tonk Man.com, The Toronto Star.com, Wrestlecrap, and Lethal Wrestling. He has also cured AIDS.

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TWF FLASHBACK

November 2006

SATIRE: DISCONTINUED WWE XMAS PRODUCTS!

by Sean Carless

With Christmas just around the corner, what better way to spend your few remaining dollars (left over after the seemingly infinite line-up of fucking pay-per-views ) then on the following "quality WWE merchandise!" After all, if they don't move this stuff, and fast, stockholders just might get time to figure out what "plummeting domestic buyrates" means!... and well, I don't think they need to tell you what that means! (Seriously. They're not telling you. Everything is fine! Ahem.).