01/11/11
 
2010 FANNY AWARDS now up HERE! (NSFW). New TWF full-site layout coming soon (eventually?). Stay tuned!
 
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Cameron Burge returns with the RAW RANT! (01/11/11) This week, CM Punk gets high  ...Up? [/got nothing].  Click HERE to read the full report!
 
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TWF Presents: The 85th Annual Fanny Awards! (01/10/11) 84 years of offensiveness, and pretending there was an additional 77 years! It's our version of WrestleMania and the Oscars, all rolled into one! Only with more rape jokes! Or any! A night of year-end fare where we not only run over good taste, we roll back over it, rape it, eviscerate it, and then eat the remains! 35 HUGE categories this year and something's got to give! But mostly good sense. But be warned, this piece is a BEAST. So if you're on Dial-up you may want to pack a lunch, bring a change of clothes, or maybe fashion some sort of time-machine so you can join the rest of us in the Millennium! Jesus. Click HERE to read the morbidly obese juggernaut that is the 2010 FANNY AWARDS!
 
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"Great" Scott returns with the SMACKDOWN RANT. (01/08/11) "Great" Scott's changed some things, and so has the WWE.  Unfortunately, the WWE has chosed to make their product SHITTIER.  See if "Great" Scott has chosen to do the same, right HERE.
 
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Andariel Halo returns with the TNA IMPACT REPORT! (01/09/11) This week, it's EL KABONG VS. PLAIN OLD BONG, when Jeff Jarrett battles RVD! Click HERE to read the full report!
 
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Malcolm Not in the Middle returns with the  WWE NXT RANT! (01/06/11) This week, a "Pros" battle Royal is ironically won by the dude who looks like a gay prostitute.  Click HERE to read the report!

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THIS MONTH IN TWF HISTORY: JANUARY 2007!: WWE ACQUIRES THE HISTORY CHANNEL! (01/05/11) For years, people have asked, "What would happen if Vince McMahon could dictate recorded world history?" OK, no one ever said that. But it doesn't mean that we can't pretend, right? Join Sean Carless as he looked at how Vince McMahon would spin history if it were indeed for sale. From Bryan Clarke ending World conflicts to Triple H conquering most of Europe with thunderous pedigrees, to Divas being burned at the stake, Sean had all your bases covered and then some.  Click HERE to read!

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THIS MONTH IN TWF HISTORY: BACK-LEG FRONTKICK JANUARY 2007! (01/01/11) Insane Stream Of Consciousness Buffoonery Was Back..For One Day Anyway! Featuring: Kurt Angle's Plunge Into Madness, Kenny Dykstra Turns Lesbian, Undertaker's Secret Days As A Member Of The Riverdale Gang, Fan Laws, FanGirls, Abyss Has Got A Gun, Motivational Posters For New ECW, And A Special In-Column Satire: WWE's Oscar Season Movies! All This, Plus Much More~! Click HERE to read Sean's insane blast from the past!
 
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JAMES SWIFT RETURNS WITH AN ALL-NEW ROCKTAGON! (12/25/10) THIS WEEK, ITíS THE FIRST ANNUAL TWF MMA YEAR-IN-REVIEW AWARDS! WHO TAKES HOME THE GOLDEN HACKNEY FOR SUCH ILLUSTRIOUS HONORS AS BEST ATTEMPT AT CAREER SUICIDE, WORST OFFICIATING AND LEAST SPIRITED PERFORMANCE FOR 2010? CLICK HERE TO FIND OUT!
 
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(12/22/10) TWF's Countdown  2 Christmas Week continues with James Walker's 2006 X-Mas parody: A WWE CHRISTMAS CAROL. Vince McMahon is Scrooge, and learns NOTHING (imagine that.). Click HERE to read the satire!
 
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(12/20/10) TWF's Countdown  2 Christmas Week begins with James Walker, and WHITE VANS & CANDY - a classic look at Goldberg's Oscar-winning performance in SANTA'S SLAY. Click HERE to read the review!
 
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Malcolm Not in the Middle returns with the  WWE NXT RANT! (12/17/10)  This week,  Brodus Clay wrestles...and somehow, the universe does not collapse upon itself. Click HERE to read the report!
 
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THIS MONTH IN TWF HISTORY: BACK-LEG FRONTKICK DECEMBER 2007! (12/16/10)  OBSCENELY HUGE YEAR-END 2007 EDITION~!: Featuring: The Death Of Superman, The Death Of A Guy Who Never Existed! People We Wish Never Existed! The Rise And Fall And Fall And Fall And Fall of ECW! The Return Of Conan The Midcard Destroyer! The Plight Of Made In The ICU Lex Luger! Y2J saves Us From Everything But North Carolina Apathy! Vince McMahon Blows Up, Stitches Himself Back Together, Then Apparently Puts Wile E. Coyote In Charge Of Creative! All This, Plus Bonus Items For the Xmas Season, And Mick Foley Starring In: "I AM HARDCORE LEGEND".  Click HERE To Read Sean's insane blast from the past!
 
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JAMES SWIFT RETURNS WITH AN ALL-NEW ROCKTAGON! (12/13/10) THIS WEEK. . .GASP! SOMETHING THAT'S ACTUALLY WRESTLING RELATED! TAKE A TRIP DOWN MEMORY LANE AS HE RELIVES ECW HOLIDAY HELL 1995, TOTALLY IGNORES INTERNATIONAL COPYRIGHT LAWS, AND GIVES US THE GREATEST GIFT OF ALL (SABU ACTUALLY HITTING A TABLE SPOT FOR ONCE!) ALL THIS, PLUS. . .BIG VAN VADER, TOO COLD SCORPIO AND MITSUHARU MISAWA SINGING CHRISTMAS CAROLS?!? CLICK HERE TO READ MORE!
 
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SMACKDOWN RANT.
(12/11/10) This week, Hornswoggle, Vickie Guerrero, a MasterLock Challenge, Evil Michael Cole, and more fake Paul Bearer murders!!  Merry F'ing Christmas from the WWE!  Click HERE to open your presents!
 
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Esben Evans returns with MONDAY NITRO: THE LOST RECAPS! (12/10/10) A nostalgic look at WCW's side of the Monday Night War! This week's edition: June 3, 1996! Ric Flair and Arn Anderson battle the Rock N' Roll Express, and try to hide the Delorian back to 1985. Plus, something with Scott Hall and an "invasion" that I don't see ever going anywhere... 
 Click HERE to read the full report!
 
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THIS MONTH IN TWF HISTORY: BACK-LEG FRONTKICK DECEMBER 2005! (12/09/10)  2005 Quasi-Year End Blowout Edition Or Something Like That!: Featured: Completely Random News: Not Really Year In Review! Plus,  WWE Whore Zone, Vince Opens A Wendy's, And Chappelle's Show: WWE Style! All This Plus Much More! Click HERE To Read Sean's insane blast from the past!
 
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TWF LTR ! This week, the results of our Rookie's PHOTOSHOP CHALLENGE are in, and we have a *surprise elimination* that leaves this whole thing wider open than Lindsay Lohan on a coke bender. Who earned number one status with their photoshop? Which Rookie was sent packing? Will we ever have another photoshop contest again? (umm, no.). Answers to this, plus the next challenge right HERE.
 
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THIS MONTH IN TWF HISTORY BACK-LEG FRONTKICK DECEMBER 2004! (12/05/10)  YEAR-END 2004: In This Edition, I Looked Back At The Year That Was; Featuring Old Favorites, Quotable Quotes, Highlights And Lowlights...And Of Course The Breakout Star of 2004 (Firguratively And Literally!) Gene Snitsky! All This, Plus Much More! Click HERE To Read Sean's insane blast from the past!
 
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THIS MONTH IN TWF HISTORY: DECEMBER 2006: SATIRE: DISCONTINUED WWE XMAS PRODUCTS!! (12/02/10)  With Christmas just around the corner, what better way to spend your few remaining dollars (left over after the seemingly infinite line-up of fucking pay-per-views this year) then on the following "quality WWE merchandise!" After all, if they don't move this stuff, and fast, stockholders just might get time to figure out what "plummeting domestic buyrates" means!... and well, I don't think they need to tell you what that means! (Seriously. They're not telling you. Everything is fine! Ahem.).   Click HERE To Read Sean's insane blast from the past!
 
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Andariel Halo returns with the TNA IMPACT REPORT! (11/27/10) This week, Jeff Jarrett has his way with underage children. (Is this a Tennessee wrestling thing?) Click HERE to read the full report!
 
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"Great" Scott returns with the WWE SURVIVOR SERIES 2010 RANT! (11/25/10) Have you ever gone to see a comedian and the opening act is ten times funnier?  That's the story for this year's Survivor Series.  Grab a drumstick and join "Great" Scott HERE for all the details!
 
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(11/24/10) BACK-LEG FRONTKICK: PHOTOSHOP OF THE DAY: THE (WRESTLING) RING: THE MIZ VS. THE ANGRY, EVIL FAN-GIRL FROM RAW. Like you didn't know this gag was coming... Click HERE to view!
 
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TWF LTR ! Challenge # 3 results are in, Top 7 Rankings are announced, and which Rookie was sent packing? Click HERE to find out!
 
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RETRO RANT: SURVIVOR SERIES 2005! (11/20/10) With only a couple of days until this year's event, join Sean Carless as we look back to his original Rant of Survivor Series 2005! From the people who brought you the complete and utter destruction of Bret Hart's life comes Survivor Series! It's RAW Vs. SmackDown! Men Vs. Women and Children! And good sense versus the booking of a Teddy Long Vs. Eric Bischoff match! On this night, WWE puts that whole "brand extension" thing on hold for a night of interpromotional mayhem! But things go back to normal tomorrow, 'cause let's face it, you don't sell one hundred ppv's in one year with just one roster! *ahem*. Plus, the WWE title is on the line when The Marine John Cena battles Kurt Angle. It's Leathernecks vs. Broken Freakin' necks! Or something! Just how did Sean see Sur Ser 2005? Click HERE to read the Recapitation!
 
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RETRO RANT: SURVIVOR SERIES 2004! (11/10/10) With a couple of weeks until this year's event, join Sean Carless as we look back to his original Rant of Survivor Series 2004! Germans and Jews reconcile their differences to stop the Grim reaper! John Cena returns from the dead, and Jesus is at the forefront! Plus, Booker T prays for a sixth finger, and Randy Orton bursts the bubble of the most inflated team in Survivor Series history! Click HERE to read the Recapitation!
 
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THIS MONTH IN TWF HISTORY: BACK-LEG FRONTKICK NOVEMBER 2004! (11/01/10)  Featured: Goldberg Had Heat With Hef, Huge Firings, WWF sues WWE,What Really Happened To Vince, The Return of BULLSHIT! Featuring Dave Gagnon & Harry Simon! TNA Invades WWE?, Carlito's "Conspiracy", Randy Savage Is Insane, The Week That Was, And More Snitsky Than You Can Shake A Coat-Hanger At! All This, Plus Much More! Click HERE To Read Sean's blast from the past!!
 
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RETRO RANT: SURVIVOR SERIES 2003! (10/27/10) With just a few weeks until this year's event, join Sean Carless as we look back to his original Rant of Survivor Series 2003! It's the Survivor Series! Now with one less McMahon! And as a result, Bret Hart hates this pay-per-view a little less. Featuring: Brock Lesnar learning that you can lead a Hoss to water, but you can't make them win. Wait, that's not how that goes. Plus, Vince McMahon buries The Undertaker, and Goldberg surprisingly avoids the same fate at the hands of HHH! Click HERE to read Sean's Recapitation!
 
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(10/25/10)  JAMES SWIFT RETURNS WITH AN ALL NEW ROCKTAGON! THIS WEEK'S EPISODE: UFC 121! FEATURING BROCK LESNAR LOSING THE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP TO A MEXICAN AMERICAN (THIS TIME, WITHOUT THE INTERFERENCE OF BILL GOLDBERG!), AN OVERRATED VEGETARIAN SCORING AN UNDESERVED VICTORY OVER STICK STICKLY, A FORMER SMACK ADDICT LAYING THE SMACKDOWN, AND THE UFC FAN BASE PROVING THEIR COMMUNAL INTELLIGENCE BY CHEERING ON A DEAF ATHLETE TO VICTORY! CLICK  HERE TO READ MORE!
 
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TWF LTR ! has (finally) been updated! (10/23/10) This week,  Week 2's Challenge: CAPTIONS, HERE, where  YOU, the TWF CRAB NEBULA get to decide the winner~!
 
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THIS MONTH IN TWF HISTORY: OCTOBER 2008~!  BACK-LEG FRONTKICK RECAPITATION: HULK HOGAN'S CELEBRITY CHAMPIONSHIP WRESTLING~!  Ten Celebrities all vied for the honor and prestige of being named first ever CCW CHAMPION. A belt, that sooner or later will end up around Hulk's waist, just because! That's how these things usually work. Click HERE to read this blast ('cause I don't apparently write too much in October) from the past!
 
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 (10/17/10) DEADFACE WALKING: PHOTOSHOP OF THE DAY!: HOGAN'S IMMORTALS~! Click HERE to view~!
 
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THIS MONTH IN TWF HISTORY: BACK-LEG FRONTKICK OCTOBER 2004! (10/14/10) BACK-LEG FRONTKICK:  Featured: No More Patterson Jokes?, RAW And SmackDown Diarrhea, HHH Travels Through Time! Terri Runnels For Sale! Dissecting Vince! A Look At Some New Faces! And The Missing Taboo Tuesday Rant! All This Plus Much More! Click HERE To Read Sean's blast from the past!
 
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(10/10/10) BACK-LEG FRONTKICK: PHOTOSHOP OF THE DAY: BIEBERMANIA: OR HOW TO MAKE THE MOST OBVIOUS JOKE FIRST). Rumors are swirling that Justin Bieber may perform at Wrestlemania. Thus I create a Wrestlemania moment for all of us~! Click HERE to view!
 
 
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THIS MONTH IN TWF HISTORY: BACK-LEG FRONTKICK OCTOBER 2003! (10/04/10) Halloween Edition! But Not Really! Featuring Insane Musings! Hukamania Running , err, Gingerly Walking Wildly! Stu Hart Taps Out To The Grim Reaper! Road Warrior Hawk Dines On Death..Literally! No Mercy Quick & Dirty, And My Super-Secret Inside Coverage of The Wedding Of The Century! Only Three Mid-Carders Were Held Back In The Making Of The These Nuptials! All This, Plus Much More~!  Click HERE To Read Sean's blast from the past!
 
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(09/23/10) BACK-LEG FRONTKICK: PHOTOSHOP OF THE DAY: HBKILL: SHAWN MICHAELS, ANNIHILATING GODLESS KILLING MACHINES IN THE NAME OF GOD. (OK, Not Really). You've likely already seen the infamous HBK hunting photos. Now watch me beat one-note jokes into the ground. Click HERE to view!
 
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(09/20/10) Canadian Bacon makes his "triumphant" TWF return with the WWE NIGHT OF CHAMPIONS 2010 PPV RANT!  AKA BACON'S BIGTIME PPV REPORT OF NIGHT OF CHAMPIONS & SUCH. Click HERE to read the full report, and be warned,
coherency, grammar and sense may be absent completely~!
 
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(09/09/10) BACK-LEG FRONTKICK: PHOTOSHOP OF THE DAY: BECAUSE SOMETIMES NO WORDS ARE NECESSARY. Sometimes I photoshop things for no good reason. This is one of those times. Click HERE to view!
 
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(09/04/10) THIS MONTH IN TWF HISTORY: SEPTEMBER 2003: BACK-LEG FRONTKICK! Journey back to the Fall of 2003 for three nostalgic looks at WWE in the month of September! A time, unlike today, where the wrestling landscape was much different! You know, a time when Undertaker was a focal point of every Smackdown and PPVs weren't really worth ordering. Hey wait!  Click
HERE, HERE & HERE To Read These TWF Blasts From The Past!
 
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(08/30/10) THE RECENTLY "DOWNSIZED" JAMES SWIFT RETURNS WITH AN ALL NEW ROCKTAGON! THIS WEEK'S UNEMPLOYED FEATURE: UFC 118! STARRING AN UNINTELLIGIBLE BOXER GETTING TOOLED BY A SENIOR CITIZEN, A RICH ASS HAWAIIAN DUDE GETTING DRUBBED BY A FEATHERWEIGHT AND THE DEBUT OF K-MART BRANDED FIGHT GEAR! CLICK HERE TO READ MORE!
 
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(08/27/10) BACK-LEG FRONTKICK: PHOTOSHOP OF THE DAY: HHHEADS WILL ROLL.  Apparently, HHH and Stephanie  welcomed daughter # 3 into the world yesterday - and yes, it inspired this obvious joke. (sue me.). Click HERE to view!
 
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(08/18/10) BACK-LEG FRONTKICK: PHOTOSHOP OF THE DAY: UNDERTAKER PULLED FROM VEGETATIVE STATE: THE *EXCLUSIVE* PHOTO~! Click HERE to view!
 
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"Great" Scott returns with the WWE SUPERSTARS RANT! (08/13/10) This week, a DOUBLE DOSE of Superstars. More Primo Colon than you can shake a stick at! Or a remote. Whilst pressing the channel up button. Click HERE to read!
 
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 (08/11/10) DEADFACE WALKING: PHOTOSHOP OF THE DAY!: ALBERTO DEL RIO: THE LEAST INTERESTING MAN IN THE WORLD. Click HERE to view~!
 
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(08/09/10) JAMES SWIFT RETURNS WITH AN ALL NEW ROCKTAGON! THIS WEEK' S EDITION: UFC 117! FEATURING A BRAZILIAN GYPSY WAILING ON A DUDE THAT LOOKS LIKE TUGBOAT, A SEVEN FOOT TALL HOT DOG HUMBLING AN INKED UP PEAR, AND WHAT MAY VERY WELL BE THE GREATEST UFC TITLE FIGHT OF ALL TIME! CLICK HERE TO READ MORE!
 
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With TNA's ECW err EV2.0 reunion making a quick grab for your wallet in less than 24 hours, join Derek Burgan with a special RETRO GIMMICK TABLE: EXTREME JOB PLACEMENT PROGRAM! (08/08/10) Click HERE to read!
 
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RETRO- RECAPITATION: ECW ONE NIGHT STAND 2005! (08/07/10) With TNA's  ECW err EV2.0 reunion making a quick grab for your wallet in just a few days, join Sean Carless as he looked at the night that started it all: ECW ONE NIGHT STAND! And much like a real one night stand, ECW delivered a night of no strings attached wanton pleasure! Only, unlike a woman, it only cost us 35 dollars to get off! If only all one night stand's were this fulfilling. And didn't lead to AIDS. Click HERE to read Sean's Recapitation!
 
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THIS MONTH IN TWF HISTORY: BACK-LEG FRONTKICK AUGUST 2006! (08/01/10) *Jam-Packed Edition*, Featured Sean Carless' Fall TV Preview 2006, Completely Random News: With WWEnzymes~!, Diva's Search Fallout, Patterson's Heart Go Banana, Hulk Hogan Jobs To A Counch, Vince Fights Science, And More! Plus, Undertaker Taken Under The Wing Of Mr. Miyagi, An *Exclusive* Behind The Scenes Look at John Cena's "The Marine", And Things I Learned From Watching WWE! All This, Plus Much More! Click HERE To Read this insane blast from the past!
 
 
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(07/26/10) James Swift returns with an all new ROCKTAGON! This  edition: TEN MOST OFFENSIVE MOMENTS IN WWE HISTORY! Click HERE to read more!
 
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Catherine Perez presents the (better late than never)  WWE MONEY IN THE BANK PPV RANT! (07/24/10)  It's Money in the Bank~! The irony being you now have significantly less in said bank after paying 50 dollars to watch 16 dudes trying to snare a giant children's lunch-box! Plus, it's the guy powered by the yellow sun of the earth vs. the guy who hasn't seen it in 30 years. Something's got to give. A little. Maybe. All this, plus much more!  Click HERE to read the full report~!
 
Hey kids!  Did you know you can now follow Sean Carless on Twitter?! Did you care? Regardless, click HERE to follow him as your Sherpa of stupidity!
 
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VIDEO SATIRE: 'TIL DEATH DO US PART! (07/11/10) Undertaker & Michelle McCool were recently wed in real-life. The following "candid photos" were taken by TWF correspondent, Brian_N_DC during the subsequent honeymoon that week... Click HERE to view!
 
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THIS MONTH IN TWF HISTORY: BACK-LEG FRONTKICK JULY 2005! In This Lazy Summer Edition, Sean Carless Looked At Matt Hardy: The Excellence Of Edgucution, Between A Brock and A Hard Place, Mr. Ass Is An Asshole, Vince McMahon In The White House, And Getting To Know The Potential Divas! All This, Plus Much More! Or Less! Whatever! Click HERE To Read!
 
 
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THIS MONTH IN TWF HISTORY: BACK-LEG FRONTKICK JULY 2004! Featuring 1/1000 of Bret Hart Seeking Revenge on Vince McMahon, Paul Bearer Is Trapped In a Glass Case Of Emotion, Mordecai Raptured To The Unemployment Line, O'Hare's Telling The Police Something They Don't Already Know, Ric Flair Pisses Off Foley AND Bret Hart, Then Travels The Known Universe! Wrestling's Most Celebrated Mustaches And Mullets! And Joanie Laurer Debunks Myths of Her Gender By Hosting a Transsexual Pageant?! You Go, Umm, Questionable Girl! All This, Plus So Much More! Click HERE To Read!
 
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 (06/22/10) DEADFACE WALKING: PHOTOSHOP OF THE DAY!: JOHN CENA AND DARREN YOUNG IN "SOULMAN"~! Click HERE to view~!
 
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THIS MONTH IN TWF HISTORY: JUNE 2004: SATIRE: CHRONICLES OF WARRIOR: OPERATION WARRIOR!  (06/21/10)  The Amazing True ULTIMATE~! story of the fall of Saddam. In a time of need, the U.S. government knew there was only one man who could be counted on to turn the tide of the Gulf War. That man was Ultimate Warrior. And he did it all wearing only Speedoes. WARRIAH!  Click HERE to read Sean's insane blast from the past!
 
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(06/16/10) BACK-LEG FRONTKICK: PHOTOSHOP OF THE DAY: DRAGONE: BRYAN DANIELSON VS. MATTEL!  With  (unsubstantiated) rumors swirling that Mattel may have played a part in Danielson's firing, there's no better time to introduce a brand new toyline! Click HERE to view!
 
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 (06/12/10) Catherine Perez returns with a A DEADFACE WALKING NEWS BRIEF~!
Click HERE to view~!
 
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THIS MONTH IN TWF HISTORY: JUNE 2005: BACK-LEG FRONTKICK! (06/07/10) In This Jam-Packed Edition,  Sean Carless Helped Matt Hardy Start Dating Again, Explored Heidenreich's Strange Transformation From Cole-Raping Poet To Pied Piper; How JBL Served Blue Meanie A Low-Carb Potato, Harlem Sewer Mall-Rats, Orton's Shit Doesn't Stink, Plus The TWF Debut Of "If They Mated!" All This, Plus Much More!. Click HERE to read Sean's insane blast from the past!
 
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(06/04/10) NEW TWF FEATURE: THE WWE DEVELOPMENTAL ROOKIE NAME GENERATOR~!  Are your employers lazy and/or retarded and you need a terrible WWE-esque moniker quick? Click HERE to utilize this free name generator and you'll be carrying kegs to total apathy instead of wrestling in no time!
 
 
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(05/26/10) BACK-LEG FRONTKICK: PHOTOSHOP OF THE DAY: GOODBYE HEATH SLATER: A.K.A HIS MOM, CHER, IS GONNA BE PISSED!  Click HERE to view!
 
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Jordan Huie presents the  WWE OVER THE LIMIT PPV RANT! (05/27/10) It's Over The Limit! For this year anyway! On this night, John Cena puts the Animal down (Where are we gonna find a shoe box big enough to fit his body?), The Ring puts Randy Orton down, and Rey Mysterio rapes CM Punk's dignity! (why not? He's already wearing a mask. ). All this, plus shitty finishes! Click HERE to read the full report~!
 
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TWF GUEST COLUMN: (05/21/10) Version 1 of Wrestlecrap Forums presents: WWE SAVED BY THE BELL! Click HERE to view!
 
 
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(05/05/10) BACK-LEG FRONTKICK: PHOTOSHOP OF THE DAY:  KEVIN NASH "GOODFELLAS" OIL PAINTING. Every once in a while I do something for no other reason than it's never been done. This is one of those times. Click HERE to view!
 
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THIS MONTH IN TWF HISTORY: MAY 2005:  SATIRE: RAW IS STAR WARS! (05/02/10) After George Lucas  seemingly had A LOT of time on his hands, (when he was not counting his money), Sean took a look at what WWE might have been like in 2005 if the show had been written by Mr. Star Wars himself! Click HERE to read Sean's insane blast from the past!
 
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Jordan Huie presents THE WWE EXTREME  LULZ RULES 2010 RANT! (04/27/10) It's Extreme Rules! Kind of!  And John Cena breaks out the Rapist how-to-kit to retain his WWE title! Also, Sheamus uses a pipe to end HHH, (thankfully not filled with explosives.) And somebody finally figured out that the World Champion really needs to start winning matches. Good thinking. All this, plus much more! Click HERE to read the full report~!
 
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 (04/19/10) DEADFACE WALKING: COMPLETELY RANDOM PHOTOSHOP(S) OF THE DAY!
Click HERE to view~!
 
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RETRO- RECAPITATION: WWE ONE NIGHT STAND 2007! (04/18/10) With this year's "Extreme Rulz" making a quick grab for your wallet in a about a week, join Sean Carless as he looked at  ONE NIGHT STAND 2007! After two memorable consecutive One Night Stands, WWE delivers the kind you blame fully on alcohol and never ever admit to enjoying! On this night, John Cena makes Great Khali his own personal Pun-jobber! Edge enters an Animal cage and lives to tell the tale! Dominatrix Bobby Lashley enters into a S&M relationship with Vince McMahon! (well, maybe just the S part) and women wrestle in  EXTREME pudding! What more could you want? ECW? No soup for you.  Click HERE to read Sean's Recapitation!
 
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(04/15/10) BACK-LEG FRONTKICK: PHOTOSHOP OF THE DAY:  JIM CORNETTE IS DEXTER!  Click HERE to view!
 
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THIS MONTH IN TWF HISTORY: APRIL 2005: WARRIOR 4 PRESIDENT! (04/05/10) In this edition, Sean Carless took a ridiculous look at a potential 2008 Presidential bid for the Ultimate Warrior! Just how would the Warrior-man handle the "tough" issues like immigration, the war on terror, and abortion?-- Press Slams? Probably. It always seemed to work on everything else. Click HERE to read Sean's insane blast from the past!
 
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DEADFACE WALKING! (04/02/10) Catherine Perez (finally~!) returns with her hilarious (and fully illustrated) look at all the various going-ons this week in the wacky world of Pro Wrestling! Click HERE to read this return edition!
 
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 (03/31/10) To commemorate TWF's 7th Anniversary, Catherine Perez returns with the DEADFACE WALKING: COMPLETELY RANDOM PHOTOSHOP OF THE DAY!
No context needed! Click HERE to view!
 
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Sean Carless (reluctantly) returns with WRESTLING WITH MANIA.
OR HOW SEAN CARLESS STAVED OFF TOXIC ALCOHOL POISONING FOR FOUR STRAIGHT HOURS TO GIVE YOU THE WORST RECAP IN HISTORY.
 (03/29/10) That's right, YOUR WRESTLEMANIA 26 QUICK, DIRTY &  COMPLETELY DISGUSTING! Click HERE to read the most un-detailed, lackluster Recapitation in history of a fantastic show that deserved so much better!
 
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(03/17/10) BACK-LEG FRONTKICK: PHOTOSHOP OF THE DAY:  MR. ANDERSON!  No explanation needed (nor good enough.) Click HERE to view!
 
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(03/10/10) BACK-LEG FRONTKICK: PHOTOSHOP OF THE DAY:  MACHO POVICH.  So, the rumor is out that Stephanie McMahon is pregnant with child # 3. But just who is the baby-daddy? Maury has our official results! Click HERE to view!
 
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RETRO- RECAPITATION: WRESTLEMANIA 2! (03/04/10) We're now on the Road to Wrestlemania, but first, Sean Carless once again takes an off-road piss break as he journeys back to look at WRESTLEMANIA 2!  A card so terrible, it had to forced on three separate cities just to lessen the blow! (blowing?). All this, plus much more!  Click HERE to read Sean's Recapitation!
 
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THIS MONTH IN TWF HISTORY: BACK-LEG FRONTKICK MARCH 2005! (03/01/10) Featuring: Completely Random News; The ULTIMATE Triple H Collection; Wrestling With Time; Matt Hardy FECES The Truth; Worst Wrestlemania Matches EVER; Original Wrestlemania Hi-Jinks; And WWE Films Presents! All This, Plus Much More~!  Click HERE To Read Sean's insane blast from the past!
 
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Alex Blinkoff makes his TWF debut with the  WWE NXT  RANT! (02/25/10)  In this debut edition, Daniel Bryan battles Chris Jericho and Michael Cole battles Clueless Ineptitude.  Click HERE to read the report!
 
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RETRO- RECAPITATION: WRESTLEMANIA 1! (02/22/10) We're now on the Road to Wrestlemania, but first, Sean Carless once again takes an off-road piss break as he journeys back some 25 years to where it all began: WRESTLEMANIA 1! It's 1985, and long before Vince had visions of paying useless strippers 250 K for sitting in pies, or nearly bankrupting the company with bush-league football, he had a dream: WRESTLEMANIA! An event SO huge, it could only be carried on Hulk Hogan's Barn Door Back, Bruther.  Click HERE to read Sean's Recapitation!
 
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Neil McGilloway returns with the  ECW ON SyFy RANT! (02/17/10)  This week, ECW goes out with a bang! Seriously. I think I just heard a gunshot coming from Paul Heyman's house.  Click HERE to read the report!
 
 
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(02/11/10) BACK-LEG FRONTKICK: PHOTOSHOP OF THE DAY:
 "VAN" ARCHER. Tell me I'm wrong. Click HERE to view!
 
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"Great" Scott presents THE WWE ROYAL RUMBLE 2010 RANT! (02/05/10) It's time to decide who goes to Wrestlemania and who gets bumped by HHH anyway in four weeks thus destroying the credibility of the event! On this night, the  ceiling ain't the only thing made of glass in the WWE as Edge returns to take it all! Plus Rey Mysterio looks to exploit another deadman en route to another World Title and the Celtic Warrior battles the, umm, Septic Warrior? Sounds about right.  Click HERE to read the full report~!
 
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BACK-LEG FRONTKICK: PHOTOSHOP OF THE DAY.
(02/03/10) Leno or Conan? Whatever. FINALLY. THERE'S A MOVEMENT FOR THE REST OF US. Click HERE to view!
 
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THIS MONTH IN TWF HISTORY: BACK-LEG FRONTKICK: FEBRUARY 2005! (02/01/10)  This Edition, Sean Looked at My Deep Dark Secret; Lex Luger Is Guilty...Of Being A Fucking Moron; Anvil In Trouble; Stone Cold = Dr. Evil? Me Getting Biblical; Vince Doesn't Have A Leg To Stand On; Amy Weber Fucks Off; TNA Is Not OK; Motivation: TWF Style! And Buying Batista's Underwear... All This, Plus Much More! Plus Much More!  Click HERE To Read Sean's insane blast from the past!
 
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THIS MONTH IN TWF HISTORY: BACK-LEG FRONTKICK JANUARY 2005! (01/25/10)  This Edition, Sean Looked at WWE Divas In Playboy, Brock Lesnar's Return, More WWE ShopZone Buffoonery, And A Cameo By Canadian Bacon! Joanie Loves (To Kick The Shit Out Of ) X-Pacy! The Homicidal, Genoicidal, Suicidal Erik Watts, Or Maybe Just The Last Part, New Jack Stabs John Cena, And A Whole Lotta Wrestlers Doing Stupid Things. Plus Three New Additions To The Mullet Hall Of Fame! Plus Much More!  Click HERE To Read Sean's insane blast from the past!
 
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Derek Burgan returns with the GIMMICK TABLE~!  (01/23/10) This edition: NEW WRESTLING MOVIES.  Click HERE to read the report!
 
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Anthony Dean presents THE WWE SURVIVOR SERIES 2009 RANT!(11/24/09) The event that destroyed Bret Hart's life returns! And this time the only people getting screwed are us come cable-bill! Tonight, six men will vie for the right to become world champion ONCE AGAIN! And probably again! And again several more times after that! THE TENTH TIME IS THE MOST MEANINGFUL. Click HERE to read the full report~!
 
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(11/02/09) LETTERS FROM MY MOM'S BASEMENT With Marx Rayner! A satirical critique of Pro-Wrestling through the eyes of a stereotypical jaded super-smark.  This week's feature: The Bleak In Review! Click HERE to read!
 
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BACK-LEG FRONTKICK: PHOTOSHOP OF THE DAY:
(10/28/09):  HULK HOGAN'S FIRST OFFICIAL TNA GIMMICK REVEALED~!  Click HERE to view!
 
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Anthony Dean presents THE WWE BRAGGING RIGHTS 2009 RANT! (10/27/09) You know,  the PPV that WWE might just reconsider that whole "bragging" stance on once those 100,000 buys roll in. On this night, Big Show has the by gawd audacity to betray RAW! You know, despite being on the brand maybe 6 months and wrestling on both shows anyway. Batista has the best roid monster murders small child meltdown since umm, that other guy no one is allowed to talk about! (Quick someone check Mysterio and see if there's a bible by his side!) and John Cena trades up Superman for Iron Man, all while Vince & crew scramble to seal him up to preserve the integrity of Linda McMahon's losing effort in the Senate! Or something!  Click HERE to read the full report~!
 
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Anthony Dean presents THE WWE HELL IN A CELL 2009 RANT! (10/05/09) Or more like Heck in a Cell AMIRITE? On this bloodless night, WWE looks to the future! For new people for the same old guys to pin! Maybe. Plus, hey, two new Champions! How's 2007 workin' out for ya? And HHH comes to the rescue with bolt cutters! Instead of just asking Dad to raise the cage! Ya.  Click HERE to read the full report~!
 
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Marx Rayner and his sister Morgan return their monthly pre-pay-per-view feature: RAYN-PER-VIEW: HELL IN A CELL 2009 (10/04/09) Click HERE to read this battle of wills between mark and smark!
 
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(09/30/09) BACK-LEG FRONTKICK PRESENTS: THE LOST LINDA MCMAHON FOR U.S. SENATE AD~! The following, umm, political ad is paid for by Linda McMahon and sponsor. Linda McMahon: Today the Senate. Tomorrow the World. Click HERE to view!
 
 
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Anthony Dean presents THE BREAKING POINT 2009 RANT! (09/14/09) Apparently Unforgiven *finally* accepted that long overdue apology so here's Breaking Point! A night those pesky Canadians are *finally* forced to get over the screwjob by being reminded of it all night! On this night, John Cena vows to never quit (being manufactured?)!  DX taps for the first time ever...tonight..at Breaking point. And CM Punk screws Undertaker in Montreal. (Why not? He's already screwed every woman in the business. Who's left?)  Click
HERE to read the full report~!
 
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Marx Rayner and his sister Morgan return their monthly pre-pay-per-view feature: RAYN-PER-VIEW: BREAKING POINT 2009 (09/13/09) Click HERE to read this battle of wills between mark and smark!
 
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Anthony Dean presents THE SUMMER SLAM 2009 RANT! (08/24/09) It's the Wrestlemania of the Summer! Minus HHH nonsensically main-eventing, just because. On this night, HHH and HBK look to put Legacy in a wooden crate, return-mailed to FCW; WWE travels back to 2007 to present Orton vs. Cena-- then 1996 for the fucking booking; and CM Punk exorcises the demons of one Jeff Hardy, whilst simultaneously conjuring up a new one.  (do they really chokeslam in Hell? Or clothesline?). Click
HERE to read the full report~!
 
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Marx Rayner and his sister Morgan return their monthly pre-pay-per-view feature: RAYN-PER-VIEW: SUMMER SLAM 2009 (08/22/09) Click HERE to read this battle of wills between mark and smark!
 
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(07/30/09) Josh Richard returns with the hilarious WWE CLOSED CAPTIONS!  Actual 100% legitimate closed captions of WWE programming as it airs on the Score in Canada! In this recent edition: Monday's RAW!Click HERE  to read!
 
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Anthony Dean presents THE NIGHT OF CHAMPIONS 2009 RANT! (07/27/09) HHH, Orton, and John Cena all battle as per Vince McMahon's deal with Satan! It's Evolution vs. Evolution  vs. Homo Erectus? With nothing ever evolving! Plus, Christian plucks out the bacon-grease covered heart of ECW, Chris Jericho picks Big Show as his tag team partner (but not before the big man rolled the corpse of Curt Hennig for new apparel) and Jeff Hardy celebrates with some new gold, and this time, its not just Acapulco! Click HERE to read the full report~!
 
 
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Marx Rayner and his sister Morgan debut a new pre-pay-per-view feature: RAYN-PER-VIEW: NIGHT OF CHAMPIONS 2009! (07/26/09) Click HERE to read this battle of wills between mark and smark!
 
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(07/24/09) Neil Cathan returns with his exclusive coverage of TNA VICTORY ROAD 2009! On this night,The Mafia reigns supreme and Jenna and Sharmell's performance drives us all to the Witness Relocation Program! Click HERE to read Neil's full coverage!
 
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BACK-LEG FRONTKICK: PHOTOSHOP OF THE DAY:
(07/20/09):   TIME TO PLAY THE GOLLUM!  I think it's safe to say that the only reason Triple H doesn't know what a "Hobbit" is, is because he was a little too preoccupied with this all-too-relatable kindred spirit--Click HERE to view!
 
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BACK-LEG FRONTKICK: PHOTOSHOP OF THE DAY:
(07/20/09):  FEED HIM IF YOU CAN!  Tazz finally makes his debut in the Impact Zone (coincidentally my nickname for my girlfriend's ass) --only built like a 1960's TV robot! Looks like that no-compete clause didn't include fast food restaurants! Click HERE to view!
 
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BACK-LEG FRONTKICK: PHOTOSHOP OF THE DAY:
(07/09/09):  MATT HARDY'S GUNT!   Just when you thought that he had to "dry up the sea" only because he needed that much water to wash down all that food with, Matt Hardy himself *FINALLY* explains his strange weight-gain...with THE MOST DISTURBING PHOTO EVER. Or, so you thought! Ahem. Click
HERE to view!
 
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Anthony Dean presents the umm, THE BASH RANT! (06/29/09) A night where, this PPV loses its national heritage and no longer pretends to be anything but mediocre! On this night, Randy Orton ends a brutal blood feud with HHH the only way he knows how, by giving the game a brutal 2 foot wheelbarrow ride! And Super Cena flies around the earth so many times, time is turned back to the point where Miz was worthless again! All this, plus history is made! And not just that this PPV actually ended up being decent after a five year streak of garbage! and Click
HERE  to read the full report~!
 
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SEAN'S PHOTOSHOP OF THE DAY (06/17/09): HHH BELIEVES THE CHILDREN ARE OUR FUTURE. (AND NOT JUST BECAUSE HE'LL NEED FRESH PEOPLE TO PIN EVENTUALLY.) After RAW went off the air on Monday, HHH called a crying child into the ring. We all know where this is going....   Click
HERE to view!
 
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Anthony Dean presents the EXTREME RULES RANT! (06/08/09) A night where WWE goes extreme! And not just "extreme poor booking", although, that's there too! On this night! Batista limps his way through a pit of danger to win the WWE Title! Tommy Dreamer gets another cup of coffee with the ECW belt (along with a medley of corresponding desserts, cookies & pastries no doubt!), John Cena makes Big Show quit...while we throw in the towel 20 excruciating minutes earlier! And Jeff Hardy is your new World Champion. Wait. YOINK~!  Click
HERE to read the full report~!
 
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TWF GUEST COLUMN! (05/22/09) Former TWF Staffer, Martin Ferguson presents: TERMINATOR: CENATION! Click HERE to read!
 
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Anthony Dean presents the JUDGMENT 2009 RANT! (05/18/09) A night where wrestling fans find religion! It's true. I just heard someone say "Dear God, this same shit again?". Close enough, right? On this night, CM Punk finds out pretty fast that it's probably best to just list your hometown as "parts unknown" when you go to WWE!  Randy Orton meets Batista in a battle of Evolution capped off by the reemergence of a Dinosaur! John Cena (frying pan) hands Big Show a loss whilst we all feel loss for having ever watched it! And MATT HARDY HELPS EDGE RETAIN THE WORLD TITLE. Man. Time does heals all wounds. Except herpes. Ask them both about it sometime. Click
HERE to read the full report~!
 
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With the new live-action movie opening in just over a month, let's once again look back at a RETRO REVIEW of G.I. Joe The Movie! (05/10/09) They're America's highly-trained special missions force. Just ignore the part where they never make actual contact with their Enemies! Join Sean Carless as he breaks out the nostalgia time machine for a ridiculous look at 1987's cult classic feature film, where an Ancient race of talking Snake-men try and conquer the earth by way of evil gardening! It makes sense, I swear!  Click
HERE to read!
 
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(05/02/09) In case you missed it at Wrestlecrap, check out Sean Carless's Induction of LATINO SEED: THE AMAZING TRUE STORY OF DOMINICK MYSTERIO GUERRERO!  Wrestling's first & only rivalry where two men vied to be the first one to scale a ladder and thus legally win ownership of a small child! (Somewhere out there, Michael Jackson is no doubt learning how to take bumps!). Click
HERE to read!
 
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SEAN'S PHOTOSHOP OF THE DAY (04/28/09): THE SECRET OF BATISTA'S CONSTANT TITLE CHANCES! Ever wonder how it is that Batista receives so many nonsensical World Title opportunities that even Triple H is heard saying "Who's this guy fucking?...and do they have room for one more?" THE ANSWER IS FINALLY REVEALED WITHIN. And Yes, it's exactly what you think it is.  Click
HERE to view!
 
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Anthony Dean presents the BACKLASH 2009 RANT! (04/27/09) A night where God must have *finally* forgave WWE for jobbing him out in 2006 because this show actually delivered! And it didn't end in the universe (WWE or otherwise) imploding at the prospect of two overpushed douchebags finally losing!  On this night, Randy Orton finally sends the Game home to his Box, Super Cena meets his end via the Bat Symbol, Chris Jericho slays a Dragon, we all want to slay ourselves during "comedy" that seemingly "drags-on" forever, and Jeff Hardy once again DOES NOT QUIT! See! Who said drugs and other addictions were the only things! Ahem. Click
HERE to read the full report!
 
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THIS MONTH IN TWF HISTORY!: BEST OF BACK-LEG FRONTKICK: APRIL 2005!  04/13/09: In This WARRIOR-SIZED Edition, We Looked At WWE Hirings; WWE Firings; Fat Girls Crying; Searching For Divas; Bischoff's Naked Wife; A New Satire; And WARRIOR Wants To End My Life. (Well Sorta). All This Plus Much More!! Click
HERE To Read This Blast From The Past!
 
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Anthony Dean returns with the WRESTLEMANIA 25 RANT! (04/06/09) It's the Grand-Daddy of them all! Now featuring Main Event victories necessitated only by making the company's owner a grand-daddy! Ahem. On this night, we say good-bye to 1999 for good with Steve Austin, welcome it back again with fucking Kid Rock, tear the house down with Undertaker & HBK, and then literally wish that was the case and there was falling debris to end the pain with most anticlimactic main event ever! Click HERE to read the full report!
 
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(03/28/09) BACK-LEG FRONTKICK PRESENTS: AND NOW FOR SOMETHING STUPID!: THE KOZLOV SHOW~! Clearly, we have far too much time on our hands... Click HERE to view!