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Note: THE TWF SOUR 25 is a PARODY of WWE's Abhorrent "POWER25" Rankings. Random TWF'ers take turns compiling their lists and rankings and then we pretend to keep track of the statistics like being number one actually means something. (shhh. Don't tell anyone.)

 

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TWF FLASHBACK

November 2006

SATIRE: DISCONTINUED WWE XMAS PRODUCTS!

by Sean Carless

With Christmas just around the corner, what better way to spend your few remaining dollars (left over after the seemingly infinite line-up of fucking pay-per-views ) then on the following "quality WWE merchandise!" After all, if they don't move this stuff, and fast, stockholders just might get time to figure out what "plummeting domestic buyrates" means!... and well, I don't think they need to tell you what that means! (Seriously. They're not telling you. Everything is fine! Ahem.).