Wrestling Fan dot com, in conjunction with The Academy
of Wrestling Arts & Sciences (whoever the fuck they
are), ranks the Bottom 25 Superstars inside the
wrestling world each week(month, whenever) with the SOUR
25. The rankings are based on ridiculousness, stupidity,
push (or lack thereof), sexual orientation, as well as
whether or not Canadian Bacon owns a piece of their
merchandise. Be sure to check back often for the latest
SOUR 25--Pro Wrestling's most comprehensive meaningless
Note: THE TWF SOUR 25 is a PARODY
of WWE's Abhorrent "POWER25" Rankings. Random TWF'ers
take turns compiling their lists and rankings and then
we pretend to keep track of the statistics like being
number one actually means something. (shhh. Don't tell
THE TWF "MENTAL WELLNESS TEST!"
With Christmas just around the corner, what better way to spend your few remaining dollars (left over after the seemingly infinite line-up of fucking pay-per-views ) then on the following "quality WWE merchandise!" After all, if they don't move this stuff, and fast, stockholders just might get time to figure out what "plummeting domestic buyrates" means!... and well, I don't think they need to tell you what that means! (Seriously. They're not telling you. Everything is fine! Ahem.).