Last weekend was a sad, yet historic
milestone in the lives of wrestling fans around the world. For while we were all gathered around the TV set as one, enjoying
our favorite sport, we bore collective witness to perhaps the final ever appearance of a beloved WWE Icon. Little
did we know that in that one fleeting moment where the camera fixated on his broken, grizzled face, that perhaps we'd
be laying eyes on him for the very last time in a WWE ring. It was a heart-breaking moment.
So, with that said, Let us at TWF pay
video tribute to a true one-of-a-kind Superstar. Your WWE Career may very well be over, but we will never forget. Thank You.
Carless is a man of many hats. And he wears those hats to cover an ever-increasing bald spot. Sean's various scribblings have
been read at Live Audio Wrestling, 411 Mania, Honky Tonk Man.com, The Toronto Star.com, Wrestlecrap, and Lethal Wrestling.
He has also cured AIDS.
SATIRE: DISCONTINUED WWE XMAS PRODUCTS!
With Christmas just around the corner, what better way to spend your few remaining dollars (left over after the seemingly infinite line-up of fucking pay-per-views ) then on the following "quality WWE merchandise!" After all, if they don't move this stuff, and fast, stockholders just might get time to figure out what "plummeting domestic buyrates" means!... and well, I don't think they need to tell you what that means! (Seriously. They're not telling you. Everything is fine! Ahem.).