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From the evil minds of Sean Carless and Joe Merrick comes TWF Radio! Every Asshole and his brother seems to have a show these days, so why not us? What do they have, that we don't? Besides Class, money, respectability & credibility? NOTHING. That's right.

TWF RADIO w/ Sean Carless;
Produced by Sean Carless.
Episode 4.
Recorded: (03/30/08)
It's Episode 4: A NEW HOPELESSNESS~! Featuring, Sean Carless, a shitty 2 dollar Radio Shack mic, a chemically-induced laid back disposition, and Full Wrestlemania 24 coverage! From Super Cena's new Kryptonite, to HBK
taking Old Yeller behind the barn and kicking him into Euthanasia, to God secretly being a member of the IWC, Sean has all your Rasslemania bases covered! Plus, Ric Flair-inspired drops and congratulatory, umm, congratulations to TWF for 5 full Years of Tastelessness!
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TWF RADIO w/ Sean Carless;
Produced by Joe Merrick.
Episode 3.
Recorded: (05/16/06)
Now LIVE streaming, in this 3rd edition: Sean Carless Rants on RAW: the night logic and common sense died forever! Including a half naked Kane at his movie premiere, digging up ECW angles, burying ECW's Rob Van Dam; SD's Hosses, bosses and too many losses, Big Sexy the Giant Midget killer, Kamala croons, someone makes Cena look like a buffoon, and Extreme Championship Wrestling Science Fiction Theater! All this, plus much more! 
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TWF RADIO w/ Sean Carless;
Featuring: James Walker; Produced by Joe Merrick.
Episode 2. Recorded: (04/11/06)
In this 2nd edition: Sean Carless Rants on the Hall of Fame, Bret Hart’s comfort, Fans being defiant yet clairvoyant, WWE’s hip hop Frankenstein monster, Arm-wrestling in Satan’s spa, James Walker’s ode to WWE Continuity, TNA previews and criticisms, RAW reviews and P.U.’s, WWE signing murderers, Problems finally solved, Legends Killers killed, Vince’s genitals requiring more evidence, God donning the trunks, The Back-Leg Frontkick moment of Ridiculousness for April 2006, Iron Sheik is GLAAD for Wendi Richter, and Snakes on a Motherfucking Plane! All this plus MUCH more! It’s a  jam-packed second edition of TWF Radio!
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TWF RADIO w/ Sean Carless; Produced by Joe Merrick.
Episode 1.
In this 1st edition: Sean "I promise to stop saying 'you know' so much next time" Carless breaks down  wrestling ala his Back-Leg Frontkick, with scathing Rants on Saturday Night's Main Event, TNA Impact and WWE RAW! Plus, The Debut of "Ask Macho!" where "Randy Savage" dispenses advice and wisdom with the ferocity of a flying
elbow; Plus, The Back-Leg Frontkick Moment of Ridiculous for March 2006; Vince as a Lady's Man and Secret Agent, WWE, pregnant women and drugs, and Michael Cole gives Tazz fellatio* (Seriously). All this plus much more!
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November 2006


by Sean Carless

With Christmas just around the corner, what better way to spend your few remaining dollars (left over after the seemingly infinite line-up of fucking pay-per-views ) then on the following "quality WWE merchandise!" After all, if they don't move this stuff, and fast, stockholders just might get time to figure out what "plummeting domestic buyrates" means!... and well, I don't think they need to tell you what that means! (Seriously. They're not telling you. Everything is fine! Ahem.).