TWF NOW HIRING!
That's right, TWF is currently
looking to hire brand new columnists to possibly fill full-time Wednesday
and Thursday slots respectively. So, if you're interested in joining the
team of twisted sarcastic misfits here at TWF, please send a sample column HERE, with your chosen column title
name in the subject line, and we'll get back to you as soon as possible.
With that said, the criteria for
writing here is as follows:
-An original column idea or concept.
Uniqueness is key. As is creativity. Something that not only sets you apart
from other sites, but from the writers we already have here. We are
especially looking for a columnist who might have a totally unique and
original style of column, or one that takes a look at wrestling in ways not
normally seen everywhere else.There's
tons of "opinion pieces" out there, so straight commentaries on the state of
wrestling would probably be better served to being posted in the forum.
-Spell check your work. No one will
take a column seriously that is spelled incorrectly or possesses
huge grammatical errors. Read your work over, and edit it accordingly before
-Keeping a deadline is incredibly
important. You can by all means miss a column every once in a while if
something comes up, but 24 hours notice is required, or you'll be
immediately released. No-showing isn't fair to other writers who have to
fill in for these missed columns on such short notice.
-A basic knowledge of the product.
Self-explanatory. If you've ever read a column here, and had no idea what
was being said, you might not be cut out for this particular website.
-No attitude problems or huge egos.
The entire staff of TWF gets along and works as a team. We'd like to keep it
-Humor is encouraged. You don't have
to be the funniest dude in the world, nor do you have to try too hard to
"get over", however, sarcasm and wit is necessary. We're not a
straight site that reports news or gives serious commentaries. We're a
satire site first and foremost, so don't take yourself or your work too
seriously. As a side note, you don't have to be incredibly bitter about the
product. In fact, a good majority of us, myself included, write in a certain
style as a "gimmick", and really do love Pro Wrestling. After all, why would
we waste so much time writing about it, if we hated everything? Wrestling at
its core is both awesome and absurd at the same time. Have fun with it.
-If you're ever approached with a
bloody knife and glove, by all means, hide it for us, and never speak of its
Ok, that's it.
Chief Inspirational Officer
of Important Stuff