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50+ Random Star Wars lines you can use in the middle of sex to hilarious results.
(01/26/11) Even though no dialogue written by George Lucas could ever possibly lead to any kind of sex (Chicks don't ever really seem to respond to the subtle romance of being compared to tiny rocks in the desert, go figure), many of the random lines uttered in the Original & New trilogies, like most things, can still be sexually misconstrued. We have compiled a list of said phrases for your amusement/horror. Click HERE to read them all! |
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MOVIE REVIEW: FRIDAY THE 13TH (2009)
(02/13/09) It's Friday the 13th, the best feel-good "overcoming-your disability" film since I Am Sam and Forrest Gump! Join Sean Carless, as he breaks down the only movie franchise where not only do teenagers keep camping on the same murder site, they keep showing up on the same exact day as all the past murders took place! What, can't wait an extra week to roast marshmallows, assholes? Holy shit. Click HERE to read Sean's insane review! |
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TWF FLASHBACK
November 2006
SATIRE: DISCONTINUED WWE XMAS PRODUCTS!
With Christmas just around the corner, what better way to spend your few remaining dollars (left over after the seemingly infinite line-up of fucking pay-per-views ) then on the following "quality WWE merchandise!" After all, if they don't move this stuff, and fast, stockholders just might get time to figure out what "plummeting domestic buyrates" means!... and well, I don't think they need to tell you what that means! (Seriously. They're not telling you. Everything is fine! Ahem.).
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