While I prep up my sweet sweet machine for the viewing of an HD boardcast, I want to say something. Something. Thank you.
Also, I should say I've had a very deliciously atrocious day yesterday (THANKS, NONEXISTENT TNA iMPACT BROADCAST THAT OCCURRED MANY HOURS AFTER THE EVENTS) tantamount to facing a world of shit in the form of American conservatives.
To take directly from Jon Stewart's joke, Oh conservatives. Does the sun never shine during a democratic administration? If there are babies laughing, do you only hear the sound of kittens drowning? "Hey, FOX news, you just won the lottery!" "Oh great, now I have to buy a wallet."
Being as I'm the resident Me-Troll on Yahoo Answers, some bright incident of stupid caused me to meander off to the Politics section of Yahoo Answers. If you've never been there, this describes it: 70% of the people there are the exact stereotype of the idiot, belligerant, raving, ranting conservative who believe Barack Obama is literally trying to become the next Hitler.
All but three or four of the 20 recent questions on the Politics page consisted of around the likes of "OBAMA IS THE ANTICHRIST" and "AMERICA IS DOOMED" and "IF I SHAVE MY ARMPITS, WILL I BE MORE AERODYNAMIC?" and other crazy, nutcase conspiracy things. Logical, serious, reasonable answers are mass-voted down as unhelpful, and flatout lies and bullshit and conservative ravings are giving just as many voted-up as helpfuls.
I even had a moment of BREAKING KAYFABE by posting an admittedly lame rant/diatribe/question asking why? Why all this bullshit, why the lies, why the insanity, why?
Some of the more "helpful" answers include:
Retard with the Obama Ledger Joker picture: Take a deep breath and repeat after me; 0bama is trying to turn our country into a new Nazi Germany.
Retard with the date Obama takes his Second Inauguration: You fail. Obama is the worst President ever!
Retard catgirl with smelly feet: After listening to the rambles of liberals suffering from "Bush Derangement Syndrome" for 8 years, I don't feel the need to read this rant.....
Believe me when I say these are some of the LEAST insane and offensive anti-Obama related answers. Others regularly involve "magical negro", calling him an out and out racist, and basically holding HIM responsible for the economic recession, as well as claiming that Bush's term was one of PROSPERITY and EMPLOYMENT.
My point; some people aren't looking for a reason. Some people just want to watch the world burn.
ON TO THE TN--- it's not done. Needs more loading. BRB.
Okay back. Save me from awesome, people! I journey to TNA iMPACT and the like.
I still haven't figured out that Hernandez is in the video looking like a thicker Christopher Daniels. On a related note, Alex Shelley looks like Christopher Daniels, too. Make of that as you will. I say there's a new homoerotic double-entendre laden excuse to re-make Triple X. Awww yeah.
So there's a video package thing pimping the storylines, and then the title "Powers Unite".
Big damn SUV limo arrives with bald butt buddies Eric Young w/ childsmoker voice and Kurt Angle w/ relevance. They walk down the lot with arms over each other's shoulders.
In case you have a long-term memory issue, the show starts exactly as it's started for the past two months or even more; MEMers coming down twidth="630"ACK LINK -->
THE TWF "MENTAL WELLNESS TEST!"
With Christmas just around the corner, what better way to spend your few remaining dollars (left over after the seemingly infinite line-up of fucking pay-per-views ) then on the following "quality WWE merchandise!" After all, if they don't move this stuff, and fast, stockholders just might get time to figure out what "plummeting domestic buyrates" means!... and well, I don't think they need to tell you what that means! (Seriously. They're not telling you. Everything is fine! Ahem.).