Happy Holidays from The Rocktagon!
(P.S.: Your object of worship is still a lie, though).
- - J. Swift (XoXo)
JAMES SWIFT is a street walking cheetah with a heart full of napalm. He’s also the runaway son of the nuclear A-bomb. He is the world’s forgotten boy, and he is the one sent here to destroy. . .and periodically, recap WCW PPV events from 1994. But mostly, just the part about recapping WCW PPV events from 1994.
THE TWF "MENTAL WELLNESS TEST!"
With Christmas just around the corner, what better way to spend your few remaining dollars (left over after the seemingly infinite line-up of fucking pay-per-views ) then on the following "quality WWE merchandise!" After all, if they don't move this stuff, and fast, stockholders just might get time to figure out what "plummeting domestic buyrates" means!... and well, I don't think they need to tell you what that means! (Seriously. They're not telling you. Everything is fine! Ahem.).