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By Justin Shapiro
Baby,
I got a stew going. Match
Results: Chuck Palumbo beat Rosey; Maven beat Wavell Star; Rodney Mack beat Val Venis "Thanks
to all the great fans at SummerSlam, and what a great crowd it was!" - Jonathan Coachman* ROSEY
vs. CHUCK PALUMBO Holy
moly! Paying homage to the company's last wedding angle by matching up two of
its key participants in an Unforgiven 2002 rematch. They've each come so far
since then: Rosey became a superhero in training and then a full-fledged superhero; Chuck joined the FBI and ... got beat
up by the Undertaker a lot? And just look at him now. Dressed up as some kind of, uh, gas station attendant. Announcers
add to the already complicated backstory by pointing out that Chuck broke the Hurricane's nose and Rosey is out to avenge
him. Chuck
bails after a massive! shoulderblock, but eyepokes his way back into the ring. Chuck
with a clothesline, which Al says is the move that broke the Hurricane's nose. Lying! Chuck stomps away, then hits a discus punch in the corner. Rosey counters Chuck's (tenuous) sunset flip with a legdrop but Chuck counters the legdrop by rolling out
the way. Chuck with a camel clutch. Rosey,
with a busted lip (the There
still ain't no cure for the Summertime Blues. We get some still photos from the
Till Death Do Us Part match. Wouldn't it have been a lot better, psychologically,
if Lita had tried to help and accidentally cost Matt the match, ironically dooming herself to her dire fate, rather than Matt
trying and straight up failing on his own despite her help? Y..es. Let
us take you back to Edge over Kane and his postmatch chat with Lita. I can't
believe this has actually double-turned them, as Kane is now getting pops for making lewd comments and Lita is getting booed
for being a bit of a whore.* Kane
Invites Us to tomorrow's wedding. WWE
Rewind: Rhyno pins Grenier to earn a tag title shot at Unforgiven. Let
us take you back to the Diva Competition and the clean sweep by Carmella. They
do a major burial on her with the other girls' commentary interspersed with clips of her looking bored and disinterested. "Carmella Carmella Carmella Carmella Carmella Carmella." Carmella probably strikes an even more lethal blow by outing Joy for having some babies. Michelle is eliminated. Oh no, not Michelle. Actually, I kind of mean it this time. In an exclusive interview,
she tells us that she never saw it coming. "I expected nothing going into it,
so I've gotten everything." Okay, transitive property, follow the, so you got
nothing.* MAVEN
vs. WAVELL STAR (w/ Texas Tornado boots) Star
is annointed "Dances With Babaganooch," cracking up the Coach to a startling degree.
Al: "Beautiful black heel trip by Maven." Racial. Commentary throughout the match discusses the theme of Maven having big star potential but needing the
proper guidance to reach it, while warning him not to get too cocky. Hmmmm. Coach says "hotties" in a falsetto voice. "Haw-Tees!" Maven Effect, 123. Let
us take you back to Randy Orton vs. Chris Benoit from Raw. Let us take a commercial
break partways through. Let
us take you back to taking you back to Randy Orton vs. Chris Benoit. Here's the
great thumbs down spot and subsequent beatdown. We switch to black-and-white-o-vision
for the bloody bleeding. This whole deal was like if Randy Savage had attacked
Hulk Hogan during the postmatch celebration at Wrestlemania 4 when he grabbed Elizabeth's ass. White
Boy Challenge: RODNEY MACK (w/ Jazz) vs. VAL VENIS Coach
reiterates that Shawn Michaels will return at Unforgiven. Mack has new 'fly'
music. Jazz has a new 'leather' outfit.
Val is, uh, exactly the same as forever. Val leapfrogs his groin right
into Mack's forehead (worked spot, not accidental) and that puts him in trouble. Mack
with a delayed vertical suplex, causing all the blood to painfully flow out of Val's injured nuts. I Love My Testicles. Val starts selling his back instead of
his vas deferens as Mack applies a bearhug. Coach finally reveals his true feelings:
"We've been north of the border all week long and you see how stupid these fans are, Al."
Val fights free, Mack blocks the half nelson suplex, Val reverses a whip and gets a kneelift. Neckbreaker for 2. Mack goes for the Blackout, Val blocks,
but his back gives out attempting a fisherman's suplex. Mack charges into a spinebuster. Val to the top rope, Jazz grabs his leg but gets kicked off and bumps all the way
to the floor. Money Shot -- hits the knees.
Mack with the Blackout into a slam. 123.
The music no longer says so, but I still know it's the Mack Militant. Mr.
and Mrs. Mack Militant. Tomorrow:
marriage of Kane and Lita. Tomorrow:
why, Triple H, why?WWE SUNDAY NIGHT HEAT REPORT
August 22, 2004: Michelle's tanner
* Notes from present day: They were the most combative crowd WWE ever had to endure before the ECW taping from the
Hammerstein Ballroom.
* Notes from present day: sigh.
* Notes from present day: nothing but a WWE contract and free breast
implants and getting to be on network TV!
My name is Justin Shapiro, I am the WWF Champion,
and I do not deserve to be treated like this. I earned a Master's Degree in Literary and Cultural Studies from Carnegie
Mellon University, which I have parlayed into a cushy position as the WWE Sunday Night Heat co-reporter, non-Australian version,
2003-2005, at WrestlingObserver.com. I collect My Little Ponies. My
favorite food is banana pudding.
Ain't no cure for the Summertime Blues! Ain't no cure for the Summertime Blues! Todd Grisham and Ivory
stand outside the Air Canada Centre. Ivory compares Heat to the opening ceremonies. (Because. SummerSlam. Is. The WWE's. Version. Of. The.
Sum. mer. Games.) Ain't no cure for the Summertime Blues! Michael Cole and Tazz
at ringside introduce a video package for Eddie Guerrero vs. Kurt Angle. Not
advertised as "slightly longer than Angle vs. Charlie Haas." Moments Ago, Kurt
arrived with Luther Reigns. Ain't no cure for the Summertime Blues! Tonight: Rob Van Dam vs.
Rene Dupree in a Thrown Bone match. YJ Sting of the Night: Ain't no cure for the Summertime Blues! Vivian Garcia stands with
Chris Jericho, who explains that he walked out on Edge because it's every man for himself and he wants to win the Intercontinental
Title for the 20th or so time. Ain't no cure for the Summertime Blues! A dramatic video package
for DIVA DODGEBALL? My god. Chandra
is eliminated by Randy Orton. Oh no, not Chandra.
Add her to the t-shirt. In an exclusive interview, she says "Don't feel
sorry for me." And yet, I can't help but.
In another exclusive, we get the wannabe divas cutting a promo against the WWE divas.
Finally, we take a shot of the concrete crypt in which they're holding the dodgeball game. Ain't no cure for the Summertime Blues! Chris Benoit arrives at
the building. I watched the Benoit DVD and ooh, do they ever have to bring in
that Mike Puschetto guy for an angle to take an RKO. Then maybe put him under
contract as a favor to Chris a la Chavo Classic. They don't even have enough
stuff to do a video package for Benoit vs. Orton, but do replay the, uh, one angle they had, the interview last Monday where
Orton taps. They do not replay the closing moments of Raw with Orton bumping
around for Ain't no cure for the Summertime Blues! Michael Cole and Tazz
discuss the six-man tag match. Let us take you back to Spike Dudley's turn. I didn't know you could step on a guy through a table. Ain't no cure for the Summertime Blues! Backstage, the WWE Slam of the Week: Matt Hardy is slammed with the news of the DNA test results. Ain't no cure for the Summertime Blues! Coach and Al take us back
to the contract signing for the Till Death Do Us Part match. After all the time
invested in this angle, we can probably expect a match longer than, say, six minutes!
And one with any drama whatsoever. Ain't no cure for the Summertime Blues! Ivory says no way would
she ever want to be married to Kane. Todd starts to mention RVD vs. Dupree but
Ivory steers him to Diva Dodgeball first. A lot of people e-mailed me after the
Raw Report to say I forgot to list Randy Savage as part of Molly Holly's male history.
Well done, fair enough, okay, although *personally* I consider Miss Madness to be outside of canonical Molly lore. On the other hand, totally forgetting Steven Richards' relationship with Jazz was
a major gaffe. There is also a case to be made for listing Hurricane with Nidia
based on the introduction angle for Jamie Noble. Finally, as requested, I believe
it would go Trish Stratus (w/ Tyson Tomko) (w/o Christian) (w/o Chris Jericho) (w/o Jeff Hardy) (w/o The Rock) (w/o Vince
McMahon) (w/o Val Venis) (w/o Test) (w/o Albert). Ain't no cure for the Summertime Blues! Ain't no cure for the
Summertime Blues by Rush is the official theme for SummerSlam. Ain't no cure for the Summertime Blues! Michael Cole and Tazz
introduce the video package for Undertaker vs. John Bradshaw Layfield (w/ Poorlando ROB VAN DAM vs. RENE DUPREE (w/ Fifi) (w/ flag) one minute shorter than the six-man tag. one minute longer than Till Death Do Us Part. one minute longer than Cena vs. Booker. one minute shorter than Edge/Jericho/Batista. over half as long as Guerrero/Angle. Ain't no cure for the Summertime Blues! Jim Ross and Jerry Lawler
introduce a video package for Triple H vs. Eugene, which is in the main event video package spot, to no surprise. Gregorian chanting? Sadly, they cut out HHH getting "What'd"
like crazy in his promo from Monday. It ends with Hunter promising to "put Eugene
out of this business for good." Which he clearly accomplished by pinning him
to the mat in a relatively uneventful wrestling match. Aw, no Josh Matthews on the show. Rueless Aggression.WWE SUNDAY NIGHT HEAT REPORT
August 15, 2004: Ain't no cure for the Summertime Blues!
Match Result: Rob Van Dam beat Rene Dupree
Ain't no cure
for the Summertime Blues! A final montage of the Olympics spots. You can show them over and over again and they never get old! And
by 'old' I mean 'good.' A good idea is a good idea forever.
Ain't no
cure for the Summertime Blues! Jonathan Coachman (not celebrating the one year
anniversary of his heel turn) and Al Snow discuss the IC title threeway. After
all the time invested in this angle, we can probably expect a match longer than, say, eight minutes!
It would've been pretty awesome if Dupree had been accompanied
by World Tag Team Champions La Resistance and RVD countered by bringing out his Hard Core Friends, Rhyno and Tajiri.
Back, Dupree's piledriver attempt is backdropped, Van Dam's backdrop
attempt is sunset flipped, Dupree's sunset flip attempt is punched. Van Dam with
a legdrop, but cartwheel splash misses. Dupree hits a neckbreaker. I'm A French Dude, I'm A French Man dance. Van Dam stops him
with a dropkick. Split-legged moonsault gets 2.
Dupree with a scoop, Van Dam drops behind, rolling reverse cradle gets 2. Seated
dropkick, and a Running Standing Flipping Thunder gets 2. Dupree to the second
rope, hops off to do nothing as Van Dam somersaults underneath him and springs back off the ropes with a side kick. Five Star Frog Splash. 123.
And, at seven minutes, it was ...
My name is Justin Shapiro, I am the WWF Champion,
and I do not deserve to be treated like this. I earned a Master's Degree in Literary and Cultural Studies from Carnegie
Mellon University, which I have parlayed into a cushy position as the WWE Sunday Night Heat co-reporter, non-Australian version,
2003-2005, at WrestlingObserver.com. I collect My Little Ponies. My
favorite food is banana pudding.
August 8, 2004: Victorian RomanceWWE SUNDAY NIGHT HEAT REPORT
VICTORIA: Stevie, what the heck is your problem? You interrupt
my match last week -- do you know you caused me to lose? You want to talk at that point?
STEVIE: --but there's plenty of times, Victoria, where it was inconvenient for
me, and I still listened to you. I was still there for you. And now, all of a sudden, some woman comes out, saves
you three four five times in a row, and now you guys are best buddies.
STEVIE: Oh, ha ha ha.
I guess she's some sort of mysterious woman then, Victoria. I guess. You know what? The point is, I thought
you were somebody different. I thought you were more different than any other woman, any other woman I've ever known
in my life. But you're not different. You're all the same. You're just like every other girl that's ever
broken my heart. You're just like every other woman that I've ever known in my life. Self-absorbed. Selfish.
Un. Grate. Ful.
Al wants to call him "Terrence Bigglesworth Babaganooch," but Coach suggests
a compromise with "Biobabaganooch." Coach and Al discuss the hottest hotties and the toughest toughies of the Diva Contest.
Al: "I had a Diva beating on my door last night. Yeah, then I got up and let her out." Coach: "We all know that's
not true." Al: "No, I wouldn't let her out." Uh oh, Wal-Mart was right.* Money Shot 123.
SummerSlam: Triple
H vs. Eugene.
My name is Justin Shapiro, I am the WWF Champion,
and I do not deserve to be treated like this. I earned a Master's Degree in Literary and Cultural Studies from Carnegie
Mellon University, which I have parlayed into a cushy position as the WWE Sunday Night Heat co-reporter, non-Australian version,
2003-2005, at WrestlingObserver.com. I collect My Little Ponies. My
favorite food is banana pudding.
Heat!
So nice, I'll ... sit through a second time. Match Results: Tyson Tomko beat Val Venis;
Rhyno & Tajiri beat Rory & Robbie McAllister; Rosey beat Robért Conway; Jazz & Molly Holly beat Victoria &
Nidia Boom boom boom boom, a brief pyrotechnic
display. TYSON TOMKO (w/ Trish Stratus) vs. VAL
VENIS (w/ who, intriguingly, once had a similar business relationship with this very same Trish Stratus) Would you, could you believe
that this is the fourth time in three weeks that I'm watching Tomko vs. Val? I
saw them on Heat on the 11th, in Val fights to his feet and hiptosses
his way to freedom. He avoids a Tomko charge and then repeatedly clotheslines
him in the corner. Half nelson slam goes off without a hitch this time and gets
2. Tomko short arm reverses a whip into a side headlock that gets turn into the
blue thunder bomb for 2. Val with punches from the mountie, then heads to the
top rope, but gets cut off. Tomko goes to press him off the top, but Val kind
of sort of turns it into a small package on the way down. Only problem is that
in the process of the small packaging, Tomko takes a headfirst crunch into the mat.
Tomko with a reverse atomic drop, Val falls back into the ropes and ties himself up.
Tomko is like 'jackpot!' and charges right into Val's feet. And you know
what they say about guys with big feet. Val gets untied, but Trish is up on the
apron to kick him in the back of the leg. Val limps forward into the Kick Your
Face So Hard I Fall On My Own Human Butt, but without the falling. What they
say about guys with big feet is: that there's always a bigger foot. As Val Venis
has just learned. 123. This was
a lot better than their first match. Last Monday, Julia got eliminated. Oh no, not Julia. Wow, Sunday Night Heat
exclusive footage of Todd Grisham interviewing poor Jules right after the elimination.
Sensitive Todd gets her reaction: she's disappointed and sad to say goodbye to her sissy. I would be mad at my sissy considering that they probably split the vote against each other. Oh god, the verbal seduction. Oh god, booga booga booga. You gotta give credit to Carmella, however, for NOT EVEN TRYING~! and still getting
bigger pops than everyone else combined. RHYNO and TAJIRI vs. RORY and ROBBIE
McALLISTER (w/ kilts) I could've sworn that R&R were introduced
with the last name "McGregor" at the taping. Plus, Rory wrestled as a McGregor
on Heat in April. Conspiracy! McAllister
is not a sufficiently ethnic last name. This is just like when they changed Benoit's
hometown. Speaking of April, Al reminisces about dressing up as a ninja to fight
Tajiri for Coach. Awesome finish wherein Rhyno stun guns Robbie across the top
rope right into a Tajiri kick from the apron. Tajiri is admonished but insists
that he was minding his own business and holding the tag rope. "GORE! GORE! GORE!"
Al borrows the famed Heyman call. 123. The official theme song of SummerSlam
is "Summertime Blues" by Rush, er, Kimura. Let us take you back to To the Democratic National Convention. We can do better, and help is on the way, in the form of Linda McMahon, Ivory, and
Stacy Keibler. Okay, we really can do better.
Holy shit, it's Christopher Nowinski, unacknowledged by chyron, and he's lost a ton of weight. Is that Jerry Springer? Is that Fred Willard? Are they at the wrong convention? Hey, wha happened? Stacy says she's learning all sorts of things that she should've learned in school
but was never paying attention to. Oh, does that explain why she sucked on the
test? Good lord, I apologize. YJ Sting of the Night: two weeks ago,
Batista scrambled Benoit's brain. Video package for the 60 Minute Iron
Men. A very special message to the lone turd who incessantly chanted "COLT CA-BA-NA"
for the duration of this match: I hate you, dude. SummerSlam: Chris Benoit vs. Randy Orton
for the World Heavyweight Title. WWE Slam of the Week: last week on Heat,
of all things, Heat GM Some Strange Woman helped Say, was Mighty Molly actually
the first superhero in training? Something to think about -- never. Coach refers to Nidia as Al Snow's "sassy, nastay protege." I
wonder which one of these women is the lady to mess with. I can tell you which
one ain't. Except, guess what, Nidia gets a desperation
neckbreaker and makes! the! tag! to WWE SUNDAY NIGHT HEAT REPORT
August 1, 2004: My Name is Jobbie.
Notes from present day: Do you recall which diva contestant
asked the question about what it means to verbally seduce someone? Would you
believe it was Maria. No joke. Well,
inherently a joke. But still true.
ROBÉRT CONWAY (w/ Sylvain Grenier
[w/ flag]) vs. ROSEY (w/ new threads) (w/ Hurricane [w/ three-year-old threads]
Ohhhhhhhhh
Grenier pulls
JAZZ (w/o Rodney Mack) and MOLLY
HOLLY (w/o Hurricane) vs. NIDIA (w/o Jamie Noble) and
My name is Justin Shapiro, I am the WWF Champion,
and I do not deserve to be treated like this. I earned a Master's Degree in Literary and Cultural Studies from Carnegie
Mellon University, which I have parlayed into a cushy position as the WWE Sunday Night Heat co-reporter, non-Australian version,
2003-2005, at WrestlingObserver.com. I collect My Little Ponies. My
favorite food is banana pudding.
WWE SUNDAY NIGHT HEAT REPORT Hey,
check out this incredible continuity between two different head writers, two years apart: "One day I'm gonna have a kid, and it's gonna have all my Mattributes. But, you know, with my girlfriend injured, it's kinda tough, you know what I mean?"
- Matt Hardy, September 12, 2002. Match Results: Val Venis beat Heat GM Steven Richards; Maven
beat Chuck Palumbo; Thank heavens that Jonathan Coachman is back in the house tonight. Coach claims he needed a break last week after getting tired out by the divas, and
you know what that means (doing it [in the Playa's Club featuring Coach]). He
and Snow disparage the bad name of Todd Grisham. We are 26 hours away from the
60 minute iron man match, so my mighty math tells me that means it is in fact starting at 9 p.m. VAL VENIS vs. HEAT GM STEVEN RICHARDS Lockup,
Val with an armdrag, Val with a gyration. Tawdry.
Val with all sorts of shoulderblocking, then a wristlock. Richards reverses
a whip and stunguns Val across the top rope. Stevie with kicks to the head, face,
and skull. Stevie with a neckbreaker and a knee on the throat and an open hand
slap to Val's back. Stevie does an incredible circling wardance in preparation
for a baseball slide dropkick that knocks Val to the floor. Val is back in, only
to receive the I'll Show You You'll See suplex for 1. Stevie calls for the SteVieT
but Val has his hands locked to prevent it, so Stevie settles for a neckbreaker. Coach
says " Stevie with a bodyscissors/chinlock, equal parts rear and naked. Val elbows out, hits some chops, Stevie reverses a whip into the corner, Val avoids
the charge and gets a schoolboy for 2. Val with a clothesline and his running
series of knees. Butterfly suplex for 2.
Val runs into an "organized Italian businessman kick." SteVieT is again
blocked, Stevie hits the ropes but returns to a spinebuster for 2. Val heads
for the Money Shot, but Stevie is already lingering so he heads back to beat him down.
Except Stevie catches him with a back elbow, right out of nowhere. Cover,
feet on the ropes, 1 2 no. Stevie argues with the ref, allowing Val to sneakily
catch him with a half nelson slam and a Money Shot. 123. YJ Sting of the Night: Triple H was never Let us take you back to Batista beating up Benoit. It was all HHH's idea; Batista had originally planned on just flexing at him. Tomorrow: Chris Benoit vs. Triple H in a 60 minute iron man match. Last time Raw was in "Summertime
Blues" by Rush is no "St. Anger ('Round My Neck)" or "(Let The) Bodies (Hit the Floor)." Let us take you back to HOT CHICKS, OH BABY. Raw Divas on the Highlight Reel. Baha, they drown out all
the booing with white noise. Now here's a truncated replay of them ransacking
Bischoff's office. The best part is when Bischoff walks in, the picture turns
black and white and the music turns all dramatic. You know, because our heroines
were in such peril, giggling while Bischoff told them to shut their whore mouths and whatnot.
Also let's watch Kane vs. Footage from house shows.
Not included: HHH doing the Lex Luger boob-flexing spot. MAVEN vs. CHUCK PALUMBO (w/ ballcap and slacks and red tennis
shoes) Chuck
slapnuts the nuts out of Maven's head. I have no idea what that means, but Chuck
slaps him around until Maven punches back. Maven with two dropkicks (two shades
of Maven) for 2. Chuck with a thumb to the eye, then bullrushes him into the
corner. Whip to the opposite corner, where he charges into an elbow. Maven scoots to the second rope, where Chuck jungle kicks him and knocks him to the floor. Rolled back in, cover gets 2. Chuck with a back suplex for
2. Chinlockish maneuver, Maven fights out, but Chuck catches him by the foot
and clotheslines him. Chuck with a snapmare, kick to the back of the back, and
another. Chuck with camel clutch. Maven stands up out of it and runs Chuck backfirst into the corner. Maven with a forearm and a spinning heel kick for 2. To the
top rope, flying bodypress is rolled through by Chuck for 2. Maven with a school
boy for 2. Chuck cuts him off again with a clothesline, then steps on him. Chuck intimidates the ref while Maven pulls himself up in the corner -- Chuck charges,
Maven hops up and over with a sunset flip, 123! WWE Slam of the Week: Edge beating Orton at Vengeance. IC you see. Let us take you back to Edge beating Orton on Raw. Cheater cheater pumpkin eater. Coach
feels no remorse when he has to cut the wannabe divas. Armbar reversing to start,
Tomorrow at 9 p.m.: Chris Benoit vs. Triple H in a 60 minute
iron man match. I'll see what I can do about the heat. Also, the Heat.
July 25, 2004
Notes from present day: Obviously every joke I ever wrote about the Lita/Kane/Matt angle now takes
on a double meaning. But they were already great jokes to begin with! Damn you, hindsight.
Notes from present day: See what
I mean.
My name is Justin Shapiro, I am the WWF Champion,
and I do not deserve to be treated like this. I earned a Master's Degree in Literary and Cultural Studies from Carnegie
Mellon University, which I have parlayed into a cushy position as the WWE Sunday Night Heat co-reporter, non-Australian version,
2003-2005, at WrestlingObserver.com. I collect My Little Ponies. My
favorite food is banana pudding.
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