Please GOD, I'm just BEGGING for
someone who has
actually seen a dogfighting ring in the past decade to
come forward on one of these shows and tell the world
what's really going
on. It's ridiculous, insane, and
it really makes me sick that these
have taken this dogfighting story and used it as an
excuse to attack their favorite target, Michael Vick.
For these goofs to go on TV claiming
to be "experts"
and "animal rights advocates" is pathetic. Many of
them haven't even owned a dog since the 1990s. None
of them have been in
the kennels on Vick's property,
and they have no idea how much
changed. THINGS ARE MUCH DIFFERENT THAN THEY WERE
OR TEN OR TWENTY YEARS AGO!
These dogs died, yes, and that is a
tragedy. But dogs
die every day all over the world in ways that have
nothing to do with dogfighting. Of the dogs killed on
most of them hadn't even been owned
by Vick for at least six months and
for Purnell Peace, Tony Taylor and Quanis Phillips.
While investigators have made
allegations about dogs
being injected with steroids and other drugs to
them stronger and more violent, it must be pointed out
only substance found in the syringes on
Vick's property was testosterone,
a hormone that is
naturally produced by dogs.
Most of all, keep in mind that every
single one of
these dogs made their own individual decision to
Vick may have bred and trained them for
fighting and put them in a pit,
but it was still their
PERSONAL CHOICE to attack each other.
The bottom line is that these dogs
put smiles on
faces, especially the faces of people that won money
them in a fight to the death. I find it both sad
and humorous that
everyone is now pointing the finger
at Vick and the dogfighting industry
blaming the dogs themselves. Somebody, PLEASE, stop
My name is Justin
Shapiro, I am the WWF Champion, and I do not deserve to be treated like this.
I earned a Master's Degree in Literary and Cultural Studies from Carnegie Mellon
University, which I have parlayed into a cushy position as the WWE Sunday Night
Heat co-reporter, non-Australian version, 2003-2005, at
WrestlingObserver.com. I collect My Little
Ponies. My favorite food is banana pudding.
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