 
By
day he is a mild-mannered newspaper reporter. By night he's... sleeping.
Seriously though, The Sixth Child is an actual newspaper journalist, but
would rather be writing movie reviews for some major film magazine. He
keeps his identity a secret in the event a reputable publication knocks on
his door, only to discover a man who writes a column where death, incest
and sodomy are funny. On
weekends he also works as a DJ – he once MCed a wedding where the bridal
waltz was 10CC's "I'm Not In Love". His
biggest achievements include juggling four tedious jobs, three bank
accounts, two nutty parents and a partridge in a pear-tree. Age: 22 Hometown: Hobbies: Movies
and pro-wrestling (get out! really?) along with music, writing, anime,
videogames, stand up comedy and anything to do with the 1980s.
Wrestling Fan since: 1990
Stupidest Wrestling-Oriented admissions: At
age six, he got in trouble for cutting a Piper promo he
memorised towards a girl in his class. When he
told his mother he wanted to be a wrestler, she threatened to
disown him. For the record, he does miss her cooking.
TWF debut: April
2007
Known for: Managing
to somehow mesh professional wrestlers into the storylines of mainstream
cinematic features. Most readers tend to skim through his posts and
look at Carless' doctored pics, making The Sixth Child's entire
role at TWF an exercise in futility (sigh).
Online resume: Wrestling
- thewrestlingfan.com, wrestling.net.au Film
- sbs.com.au/movieshow (There
are others, but none involve headlocks, exploding limos or giving birth to
hands)
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