My name is Justin Shapiro, I am the WWF Champion, and I do
not deserve to be treated like this. I earned a Master's
Degree in DESTRUCITY and PRESS-SLAMMING from WARRIOR University, which I have parlayed into a
cushy position as the WWE Sunday Night Heat co-reporter, non-Australian
version, 2003-2005, at Wrestlingobserver.com. I collect My Little Ponies.
My favorite food is banana pudding.
Age: I am 7/23/1982
years old. Hometown: Hobbies: I enjoy saying
jokes out loud and in print/word documents/HTML text editors, watching TV
shows on television, the sport of "ice" hockey, running moderate
distances, sleeping, sneaking into a second movie after the first one so
you make your money back, and thousands of other things. Pro wrestling is okay,
also. Wrestling Fan since:
1991. Stupidest Wrestling-Oriented admissions: In 1995, I
broke my younger brother's arm by improperly executing the maneuver known
as the Doomsday Device aka the Dudleyville
Device. TWF debut: I believe it
was December 2004. Known for: Sunday Night
Heat, puns on wrestler's names, being overly preoccupied with writing
jokes as opposed to coherently recapping the events of pro wrestling
television shows, shades of Maven, a joke about Sylvain Grenier's
penetrating gaze. Online resume:
WrestlingObserver.com, F4Wonline.com, thecubsfan.com,
slashwrestling.com |