My name is Justin Shapiro, I am the WWF Champion, and I do not deserve to be treated like this.  I earned a Master's Degree in DESTRUCITY and PRESS-SLAMMING from WARRIOR University, which I have parlayed into a cushy position as the WWE Sunday Night Heat co-reporter, non-Australian version, 2003-2005, at  I collect My Little Ponies.  My favorite food is banana pudding.

Age: I am 7/23/1982 years old.

Hometown:Pittsburgh, Pa.

Hobbies: I enjoy saying jokes out loud and in print/word documents/HTML text editors, watching TV shows on television, the sport of "ice" hockey, running moderate distances, sleeping, sneaking into a second movie after the first one so you make your money back, and thousands of other things.  Pro wrestling is okay, also.

Wrestling Fan since: 1991.

Stupidest Wrestling-Oriented admissions: In 1995, I broke my younger brother's arm by improperly executing the maneuver known as the Doomsday Device aka the Dudleyville Device.

TWF debut: I believe it was December 2004.

Known for: Sunday Night Heat, puns on wrestler's names, being overly preoccupied with writing jokes as opposed to coherently recapping the events of pro wrestling television shows, shades of Maven, a joke about Sylvain Grenier's penetrating gaze.

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