  Catherine Perez
(who makes up part of an uncommon breed of female anti-Cena wrestling
fans) is a decider, not a divider; math isn't exactly her forté. She was
persuaded to write for TWF under her real name by her mother... so she
could brag to all her co-workers (hi, Mom!). Catherine currently attends
college, majoring in Graphic Design (where, shockingly, making funny
photoshops of wrestlers isn't part of any curriculum). The things she
considers 'favorites' change as frequently as Stephanie McMahon's waist
size. When she isn't typing up her ramble-riffic thoughts on what
supposedly goes on in the world of pro-wrestling, Catherine... sits around
in her room and watches TV, or messes around with Photoshop. ANTICLIMAX
FTW [/outdated]~!
Stupidest Wrestling-Oriented admissions: Has an
unhealthy obsession with Al Snow; Finds kayfabe concussions hilarious;
Owns a personalized, autographed copy of Kane's Journey Into Darkness
(which she loves, fuckyouverymuch); Once marked out so bad during a
wrestling match that she received a minor, self-inflicted injury to her
right arm (don't ask); Enjoys rapping along to the theme of the
Latin-American X-Change as much as she loves singing along to 'Sexy Boy';
Thought that whole 'Randy Orton seeing weird Undertaker-like happenings'
(like Josh Mathews being 'possessed~!1') angle was great (meh, fuck it, it
still is). TWF
debut: March 29th, 2007... ah, memories... Known
for: AshleyMassaroSucks.net (now defunct); Bringing estrogen to
TWF; Multi-colored hair; Creating her own Photoshop graphics; Annoyingly
excessive use of the phrase "LMFAO" in IM conversations; Nonworking
MySpace links; Shooting J.R. (not Jim Ross). Online
Resumé: The Wrestling
Fan... that's about it. |