  Cameron Burge is part man, part
machine. The machine part is actually his Nintendo Wii-mote grafted into
the skin of his palm. He can often be found in his natural habitat,
settled deep beneath the layers of potato chip wrappers and old WCW
Magazines. Claims of his early demise have been heavily exaggerated,
though he sometimes wishes this weren't the case on those Monday nights
where he finds himself subjected to yet another sub-par show. He's The Big
Show's biggest fan.....seriously.
Hometown: Hobbies: Gangster movies, Comics, 80's cartoons, And
various George Lucas created ?ber nerdiness. Wrestling Fan since:
1991 Stupidest Wrestling-oriented Admission: When
wrestling as a child, was always defeated by the bronco buster; Favorite
Wrestler of all time is The Disco Inferno; Actually marked out for
Glacier; Constructed WCW Superstar posters with clippings from magazines;
Has collected and memorized the lyrics to at least sixty wrestling theme
songs; Actually owns a copy of Grand Masters of Wrestling Vol.
1 TWF Debut: Somehow inherited the Raw Recap
from Double M in November of 2004. Known For: Making fun of as many dead people as
possible; Reminding people Big Show is from Wichita with incessant
repetition; Making references only .25% of the population understand;
Worshipping the ground Stephen King walks on; Receiving angry e-mails from
both John Bradshaw Layfield and Video Game Hating Lawyer: Jack
Thompson. Online
Resume: The Wrestling Fan.com, Youtube.com/InfernoRage1
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