Swagbag is a humble man. He cannot claim to have cured Cancer, or to have
turned water into wine. On the other hand, his work in CAUSING cancer is
highly regarded, and he can frequently be seen turning wine into piss.
Anvil has an incredible temper, as can frequently be seen on a Friday
night during his Smackdown Recap, or alternatively in the cinema when a
baby cries. Have you ever seen a man eat a whole baby? It’s quite an image
to behold. Finally, Anvil feels that finishing sentences is below him,
because quite frankly….
Age:- Twenty. Hometown:-Nottingham, England. Hobbies:- An avid collector of comedy DVD’s of all
descriptions. A lover of music and literature. A huge geeky side involving
comic books, theatre (especially the acting side) and, of course,
wrestling. Also enjoys a good gang rape. Okay, that one was just TRYING to
Wrestling Fan Since:-
The age of three.
admissions: Once, during a backyard wrestling match threw his
younger brother off the shed, breaking his ankle in two places. Then
insisted that his brother finish the match, because ‘Mick Foley wouldn’t
quit, you pussy.’ He won, for the record
Known For:- Being the Angriest man in TWF. Writing
ridiculous stories, strung together carelessly with jibberish and
fabrications, and passing them off as the truth. Marking out for Mick
Foley at any given opportunity. Hatred of The Miz. Oh, and swearing a lot.
Online Resume:- AHAAA! Even Sean was
reluctant to have me.