June 21, 2011

WWE NXT RANT

by Malcolm Not in the Middle

This week it's Long Island Iced-Z vs. Surprisingly Not-Long Erect P, when Zack Ryder battles Titus O'Neil. Click HERE to read more!

June 20, 2011

LIVE MONDAY NIGHT RAW COVERAGE

by The Forum

MASON RYAN wrestling Evan Bourne rather than Sin Cara? Kelly Kelly instead of Beth Phoenix mauling some bitches? ARM WRESTLING? Jesus. It's "Power of the people" night on RAW, and democracy has never been more terrifying. Click HERE for coverage!

June 18, 2011

WCW MONDAY NITRO: THE LOST RECAPS

by Esben Evans

On tonight’s show...Who gets a surprise upset win on his debut (...against Disco Inferno)? Who decides to turn Nitro into an episode of Oz? And who will represent WCW in the invasion match at Bash at the Beach? Get the answers to all these questions and MORE WCW tomfoolery in this week’s episode! Click HERE to read more!

June 15, 2011

WWE NXT RANT

by Malcolm Not in the Middle

This week: [puts on shades] "Looks like for Mr. Cannon ... Luck... has finally run out." YEAHHHHHHHHHHHH. Click HERE to read more!

June 14, 2011

BEST DAMN RAW RANT, PERIOD

by Cameron Burge

This week: ARRIVE. DO NOTHING. LEAVE. Click HERE to read!

June 12, 2011

THE CRAPHOLE!

by Sean Carless

Introducing the new collaborative forum : THE CRAPHOLE. Where the 'Crap hits the 'Fan. Join today, post often, and add to the general fall of modern society. Click HERE to join the fun.

June 10, 2011

4TH FALL

by Stephen Rivera

This week, the 11th edition of Stephen Rivera's 4TH FALL. And this is where we would normally put a teaser. But we have since discovered that it's impossible to preview what you are about read. Click HERE to find out more!

June 8, 2011

WWE NXT RANT

by Malcolm Not in the Middle

This week, Hornswoggle proposes to Maryse. And they say this show isn't on TV anymore? Imagine that. Click HERE to read more!

June 8, 2011

TWF Top 5: Worst Changes from “Pro Wrestling” to “Sports-Entertainment”

by Robert Zarp

In 2011, WWE ceased all references to professional wrestling and insisted on the phrase sports-entertainment, or even worse, just “entertainment.” For those fans waxing nostalgic...and we're not talking about waxing it to pictures of the “divas” of the 1990s...this list should resonate soundly, as we countdown The TWF Top 5: Worst Changes from “Pro Wrestling” to “Sports-Entertainment.” Click HERE to read!

June 6, 2011

BEST DAMN RAW RANT, PERIOD

by Cameron Burge

This week, Cena, Stone Cold, Alex Riley and beer. I hope A-Ri ain't the designated driver. Click HERE to read!

June 1, 2011

THE ROCKTAGON

by James Swift

JAMES SWIFT RETURNS WITH AN ALL NEW ROCKTAGON! THIS WEEK, PREPARE YOURSELF FOR A TRIP 20 YEARS IN THE PAST AS WE RELIVE WHAT MANY PEOPLE CONSIDER THE SINGLE WORST PPV IN WRESTLING HISTORY: WCW’S THE GREAT AMERICAN BASH 1991! Click HERE to read on!

May 31, 2011

BEST DAMN RAW RANT, PERIOD

by Cameron Burge

This week, Kharma announces that she's with child! (and not in the Jerry Lawler sense). In 9 months we'll find out if its an actual baby, or another hand for Mark Henry's son to play with. Click HERE to read!

May 27, 2011

4TH FALL

by Stephen Rivera

This week, the 10th edition of Stephen Rivera's 4TH FALL. Join Stephen as he searches for THE TRUTH, and finds himself face to... uh, horns with JBL's abandoned limousine! Click HERE to find out more!

May 27, 2011

THE WWE SMACKDOWN RANT

by "Great" Scott

This week, Sheamus looks to face Randy Orton for a World title. Man. This is shaping up to be the best 2010 ever... Click HERE to read the report!

May 24, 2011

WWE NXT RANT

by Malcolm Not in the Middle

This week: a gust of wind. A dog barks. Cue the truck. Exit Darren; walk out into the ring. Exit Titus; and stand there with a not-so-bright look on your face. That's right, kids, it happens again. Click HERE to read more!

May 23, 2011

BEST DAMN RAW RANT, PERIOD

by Cameron Burge

This week, CM Punk pays tribute to the late great Macho Man Randy Savage by putting over overpushed supermen. Randy Vince would have wanted it that way. Click HERE to read!

May 21, 2011

TWF PHOTOSHOP OF THE DAY: "I want what's coming to me... The world, chico, and all the food in it."

by Catherine Perez

Click HERE to view!

May 20, 2011

THE WWE SMACKDOWN RANT

by "Great" Scott

This week, Randy Orton battles Mark Henry ...and we all secretly beg that tomorrow actually is the Rapture, if only to spare us the future pain of seeing it again. Click HERE to read the report!

May 19, 2011

THE TNA IMPACT REPORT

by Andariel Halo

This week, the X-Division becomes the umm, EX-division, AMIRITE. No limits, my big un-cruiserweight ass. Click HERE to read more!

May 17, 2011

WWE NXT RANT

by Malcolm Not in the Middle

This week, the 7th level of purgatory continues as Titus O'Neil battles Darren Young. Plus, Jacob Novak gets sent home... again. I hope someone remembered to poke holes in the FCW crate. Or do I? Click HERE to read more!

May 16, 2011

BEST DAMN RAW RANT, PERIOD

by Cameron Burge

This week, a heel Jack "Biff Tannen" Swagger obviously finds the Delorean by main event time, so to make us forget that he apparently turned babyface 30 minutes before. Click HERE to read!

May 16, 2011

THE ROCKTAGON

by James Swift

James Swift returns with an all new ROCKTAGON! This week, prepare yourself for the most awkward and unsettling recap in TWF history as we revisit one of the most infamous pro wrestling shows ever: the "Benoit Tribute" episode of RAW! Click HERE to read on!

May 13, 2011

THE WWE SMACKDOWN RANT

by "Great" Scott

This week, Christian looks to earn a 2nd chance to be pushed aside for a painful status quo. Click HERE to read the report!

May 12, 2011

THE TNA IMPACT REPORT

by Andariel Halo

This week, Kurt Angle's mistress is revealed: Chyna! The only woman on earth whose clit Kurt Angle can apply an ankle lock to... Click HERE to read more!

May 12, 2011

4TH FALL

by Stephen Rivera

This week, the 9th edition of Stephen Rivera's 4TH FALL. This is where we would normally put a teaser. But we have since discovered that it's impossible to preview what you are about read. Click HERE to see for yourself!

May 10, 2011

WWE NXT RANT

by Malcolm Not in the Middle

This week, Titus O'Neil and Darren Young wrestle AGAIN. If you didn't believe in purgatory before, you best be believin' now. Because you're in it. Click HERE to read more!

May 9, 2011

BEST DAMN RAW RANT, PERIOD

by Cameron Burge

This week, WWE presents a triple threat match so impressive, it actually opens a worm hole in time and reverts everything right back to where we started last week. Click HERE to read!

May 6, 2011

THE WWE SMACKDOWN RANT

by "Great" Scott

This week, to satisfy the PG sensors, WWE edits out the virtual penis fucking IWC in the ass as Randy Orton meets Christian for the World Heavyweight Title! Click HERE to read the report!

May 5, 2011

THE TNA IMPACT REPORT

by Andariel Halo

This week, Tommy Dreamer turns HEEL. EC-Double cross? Ya. Got nothing here. Click HERE to read more!

May 3, 2011

WWE NXT RANT

by Malcolm Not in the Middle

This week it's Blackpool vs. Black guy? I don't know. 500 people watch this show. Maybe. Click HERE to read more!

May 2, 2011

BEST DAMN RAW RANT, PERIOD

by Cameron Burge

This week, The Rock celebrates his birthday, and WWE pays tribute to the death of Bin Laden by providing a show that made us wish that SEAL team 6 would come for us next. Click HERE to read!

May 1, 2011

WWE EXTREME RULES 2011 PPV RANT

by "Great" Scott

It’s EXTREME RULES. A night where WWE kills every PPV stipulation in one night for under 80,000 domestic buys! On this night, John Cena wins the WWE title for AMERICA, and Christian brings home the gold ... then keeps it just long enough for Randy Orton's nameplate to finish being soldered. Click HERE to read more!

May 2, 2011

THE ROCKTAGON

by James Swift

James Swift returns with an all new ROCKTAGON! This week's update: UFC 129 - St. Pierre vs. Shields! Featuring a Belarusian custodian kicking ass, a hall of famer getting retired via a move out of The Karate Kid, and the UFC debut of Rocky Dennis! All this and more, right HERE!

April 29, 2011

THE WWE SMACKDOWN RANT

by "Great" Scott

This week, a hungry Mark Henry opts for a little Mexican. Click HERE to read the report!

April 28, 2011

THE TNA IMPACT REPORT

by Andariel Halo

This week, the search for Kurt Angle’s mistress continues. But only because there’s no black women left on this show. Click HERE to read all about it!

April 28, 2011

4TH FALL

by Stephen Rivera

This week, the 8th edition of Stephen Rivera's 4TH FALL. "The following introduction is brought to you by the Professional Wrestling Column Machine 3000. This machine was operated by Stephen Rivera on April 27, 2011. He is currently away on business/pleasure, teaching The Undertaker how to fully embrace his Deadman persona by 'Movin' Like Bernie.'" Click HERE for more!

April 26, 2011

WWE NXT RANT

by Malcolm Not in the Middle

This week, Titus O'Neil battles Darren Young in Match #3 of their epic "Best of Who Gives a Fuck Series." Click HERE to read more!

April 25, 2011

BEST DAMN RAW RANT, PERIOD

by Cameron Burge

This week, the Champ is ...there. No, wait. He's here again. All this, plus things that make actual sense. Kind of. Click HERE to read!

April 21, 2011

THE TNA IMPACT REPORT

by Andariel Halo

This week, Sting defends the TNA Title against Matt Hardy. It's Scorpion deathlock vs. a deathlock on donuts. Click HERE to read all about it!

April 21, 2011

WCW MONDAY NITRO: THE LOST RECAPS

by Esben Evans

A nostalgic look at WCW's side of the Monday Night War! This week's edition: June 10, 1996! It's Horsemen vs. Horce Face(?) when Ric Flair and Arn Anderson battle Lex Luger & Sting! Click HERE for more!

April 19, 2011

WWE NXT RANT

by Malcolm Not in the Middle

This week, a Treasure Troll battles a legit Troll when Darren Young meets Hornswoggle! Click HERE to read more!

April 19, 2011

BEST DAMN RAW RANT, PERIOD

by Cameron Burge

This week, R-Truth looks to change his theme song to "Light up" and the Truth anti-smoking lobby look to maybe change their name altogether. Click HERE for more!

April 15, 2011

THE WWE SMACKDOWN RANT

by "Great" Scott

This week, Edge says goodbye to Smackdown. Kind of like every non-Mexican viewer did after the move to SyFy! Click HERE to read the report!

April 14, 2011

4TH FALL

by Stephen Rivera

This week, the 7th edition of Stephen Rivera's 4TH FALL. "I know your pain. You wear your sadness well. Lord Vincent of McMahon brought your hopes up, lifted your spirits to the Heaven Clouds. Then the third day of April sun came and went, and he let you down. I am, however, here for you, my children." Click HERE for more!

April 14, 2011

THE TNA IMPACT REPORT

by Andariel Halo

This week, Mr. Anderson looks to run the *entire* Immortal gauntlet. Sounds significantly less cool when you realize 3/4 of that is Gunner, Murphy & Rob Terry. Click HERE to read the report!

April 12, 2011

WWE NXT RANT

by Malcolm Not in the Middle

This week, the return of THE POWER OF THE PUNCH. Will it be to the face of that Creative Team member who keeps bringing it back? If only. Click HERE to read more!

April 11, 2011

BEST DAMN RAW RANT, PERIOD

by Cameron Burge

This week: Edge says goodbye, and R-Truth gets a chance to Main Event Extreme Rules. It's just too bad he probably thinks its Breaking Point. Click HERE for more!

April 8, 2011

THE WWE SMACKDOWN RANT

by "Great" Scott

This week, Alberto Del Rio earns the right to win the WWE Title without actually having to pin an established main eventer . Click HERE to read the report!

April 7, 2011

THE TNA IMPACT REPORT

by Andariel Halo

This week, Hulk Hogan lays out Christopher Daniels with a chain. Our theory? Fallen Angel actually pulls off having a bald head without a dew-rag. Click HERE to read the report!

April 6, 2011

THE ROCKTAGON

by James Swift

JAMES SWIFT returns with an all new ROCKTAGON! This week's feature: WCW SLAMBOREE 1994! Featuring wrestling legends STING, RIC FLAIR and STEVE AUSTIN...all getting shown up by THE NASTY BOYS, KEVIN SULLIVAN and some dude that used to play for the Flyers! All this and more, RIGHT HERE!

April 6, 2011

WWE NXT RANT

by Malcolm Not in the Middle

This week, Ted DiBiase gives Maryse an ULTIMATUM: Him or NXT. Jesus, that's like choosing whether you'd want to be injected with AIDS or shot in the face with shotgun. Click HERE to read more!

April 5, 2011

BEST DAMN RAW RANT, PERIOD

by Cameron Burge

This week: quick, someone make a new banner so Cena and Rock can point at it! Click HERE for more!

April 4, 2011

PPV RECAPITATION: WRESTLEMANIA 27

by Sean Carless

ENTERTAINMENT-MANIA! Or, one man's drunken journey to self-discovery on this, the night of WrestleMania 27! On this night, WrestleMania's main event almost hit a new rock bottom in more ways then one; but luckily the whole event was saved by the battered bodies of two dudes known for burying people alive! All this, plus much more! (and less!) Click HERE to read!

April 1, 2011

THE WWE SMACKDOWN RANT

by "Great" Scott

This week: Hey, did you know there was a PPV this weekend? No? Well, put on your helmet, because you're about to be beat over the head with it! . Click HERE to read the report!

March 31, 2011

4TH FALL

by Stephen Rivera

This week, the 6th edition of Stephen Rivera's 4TH FALL. If the world is my tour bus, I am an ever-changing wife cowering inside. Screaming a language that has not yet been discovered, I look on with an awkward combination of fear, lust, and confusion in my eyes as this burden attacks my spouse. This burden is known of by many, but known best by one. This burden is professional wrestling. Click HERE for more!

March 29, 2011

WWE NXT RANT

by Andariel Halo

This week, one man's dream to earn a 3rd chance to be a complete loser continues. Click HERE to read more!

March 28, 2011

BEST DAMN RAW RANT, PERIOD

by Cameron Burge

This week, a game of Rock, Paper Champion &....Pebbles? Click HERE for more!

March 26, 2011

BACK-LEG FRONTKICK PHOTOSHOP OF THE DAY: MICKIE JAMES' BEEF CURTAINS

by Sean Carless

You've likely heard the jokes and comments on varying message forums. You've maybe even seen them for yourself. But now, for the sake of putting us all on the same page here, we present, in crystal, brutal clarity: MICKIE JAMES BEEF CURTAINS, fully spread for your viewing pleasure! Click HERE to view!

March 24, 2011

THE TNA IMPACT REPORT

by Andariel Halo

This week, The Mexicans are coming to take our jobs! Just not the one's that pay well or we want to do. Click HERE to read the full report!

March 23, 2011

BROKEN NEWS: TNA to hold LOCKDOWN in legit Prison to accommodate Jeff Hardy

by Sean Carless

Join intrepid and insipid reporter Sean Carless as he once again blows the lid off the stories that have fallen through the cracks, or between them, ahem, with BROKEN NEWS: Stories Straight From The Horse's Ass. In this edition: TNA to hold LOCKDOWN in legit Prison to accommodate Jeff Hardy. Click HERE for more!

March 23, 2011

WWE NXT RANT

by Malcolm Not in the Middle

This week, Titus O'Neil makes it another win. And the 3 people still watching this show instead of porn erupt in jubilation. Click HERE to read more!

March 22, 2011

BEST DAMN RAW RANT, PERIOD

by Cameron Burge

This week, John Cena takes offense to Miz's corny Championship belt. Irony, thy name is John Cena. Click HERE for more!

March 20, 2011

THE ROCKTAGON

by James Swift

JAMES SWIFT RETURNS WITH AN ALL NEW ROCKTAGON! THIS WEEK'S FEATURE: UFC 128: SHOGUN VS. RUA! FEATURING JON JONES MAKING MMA HISTORY, URIJAH FABER MAKING HIMSELF MARKETABLE AGAIN AND THE PRINCE OF PERSIA GETTING KNOCKED OUT BEFORE HE CAN HIT THE REWIND TIME BUTTON! ALL THIS AND MORE, RIGHT HERE!

March 18, 2011

THE WWE SMACKDOWN RANT

by "Great" Scott

This week, Alberto Del Rio battles Christian in a Cage. Irony? Maybe. Click HERE to read the report!

March 18, 2011

THE TNA IMPACT REPORT

by Andariel Halo

This week, a murderous, short-armed dude who loves to German suplex attempts to get even with his estranged wife for good. Huh. I feel like we've been here before. Click HERE to read the full report!

March 17, 2011

4TH FALL

by Stephen Rivera

This week, the fifth edition of Stephen Rivera's 4TH FALL. Since we last kept in touch, I gathered a team of bright men and women from the scientific community. At the newly built Wrestling Fan Institute of Science & Technology, we are working hard to provide professional wrestling with the state-of-the-art tools necessary to succeed in today's entertainment climate... Click HERE for more!

March 16, 2011

MINI SATIRE: DVD RELEASE: BETWEEN THE ROCK AND A HARD PLACE!

by Catherine Perez and Sean carless

With RAW ending on Monday with perhaps the gayest (not that there's anything wrong with that!) cheesecake shot in recent history, we just had to further up the ante with our brand of bad taste and turn the whole thing into one big fat gay porn, right? Right? (This is where you say "yes". Click HERE to see/read the satire!

March 16, 2011

WWE NXT RANT

by Malcolm Not in the Middle

This week, Titus O'Neil actually makes it a win. And keeps his pants on. Thank god.Click HERE to read more!

March 15, 2011

BEST DAMN RAW RANT, PERIOD

by Andariel Halo

This week, RAW is brought to you by the color Orange. Click HERE for more!

March 11, 2011

THE TNA IMPACT REPORT

by Andariel Halo

This week, it's the road to Victory Road! Or maybe a dirt path, made up of sticks and debris. Whichever. Click HERE to read the full report!

March 10, 2011

BACK-LEG FRONTKICK PHOTOSHOP OF THE DAY

by Sean Carless

With talk of Charlie Sheen being replaced on Two And A Half Men abounding, there is clearly only one choice for said replacement. A man who in fact embodies many of the same traits as Charlie himself. No, not THAT guy. The other guy. (It'll make sense when you click the link ;)). Click HERE to view!

March 9, 2011

WWE NXT RANT

by Malcolm Not in the Middle

This week, Darren Young returns to not only attempt to re-win a job he already has, but then possibly get eliminated AGAIN next season anyway and end up with nothing. Makes Sense. Ahem. Click HERE to read more!

March 9, 2011

BACK-LEG FRONTKICK PHOTOSHOP OF THE DAY

by Sean Carless

CONOR O'BRIAN IS MASTER SPLINTER. Hey, why not? The only other Rat better at breaking in muscular, shirtless dudes is Missy Hyatt. Click HERE to view!

March 8, 2011

BEST DAMN RAW RANT, PERIOD

by Cameron Burge

This week, Miz tries to remind us that he's the one actually wrestling at Wrestlemania. Plus, The Undertaker is the last Outlaw (Was anyone but Ron Bass clamoring for this title?) and 2/3rds of JBL return to RAW! Click HERE for more!

March 4, 2011

THE TNA IMPACT REPORT

by Andariel Halo

This week, it's 3.3.11, and Sting returns from Undertaker's cabin to win the World title, but not before raiding Liberace's closet. Click HERE to read the full report!

March 3, 2011

4TH FALL

by Stephen Rivera

This week, the fourth edition of Stephen Rivera's 4TH FALL. A baker was born to bake. A refrigerator was born to refrigerate. A Ziggler was born to ziggle. What was my birthright? Click HERE to find out.

March 2, 2011

BACK-LEG FRONTKICK PHOTOSHOP OF THE DAY

by Sean Carless

With rumors swirling that backstage WWE TV Producer Kevin Dunn is actually responsible for the demotion/burial of Sheamus, I had no choice but to dust off a tired old Internet meme, just because! Click HERE to view!

March 2, 2011

WWE NXT RANT

by Malcolm Not in the Middle

This week, Johnny Curtis wins WWE's version of Aztec Gold. Click HERE to read more!

March 1, 2011

BEST DAMN RAW RANT, PERIOD

by Cameron Burge

This week, HHH digs the holes and Creative fills them with bodies. Click HERE for more!

February 28, 2011

TWF LISTS: TOP 10 MOST DISAPPOINTING WRESTLING "SURPRISES"

by Jeff Knott

Join TWF newcomer Jeff Knott (TWF LTR's umm, Jeff Knott) as he presents the Top 10 most disappointing wrestling "surprises"! The biggest one of course being that we still watch it! (We kid. Kind of.) Click HERE to read the list!

February 23, 2011

BROKEN NEWS: Revenge of the Shit; WWE building Death Star?

by Sean Carless

Join intrepid and insipid reporter Sean Carless as he once again blows the lid off the stories that have fallen through the cracks, or between them, ahem, with BROKEN NEWS: Stories Straight From The Horse's Ass. In this edition: Revenge of the Shit; WWE building Death Star? Click HERE to find out more!

February 11, 2011

ENDGAME DVD REVIEW, or: "OUR WOMEN HAVE 7 ORIFICES, BUT ONLY 1 ANGLE"

by Catherine Perez

Join Catherine Perez as she dives right into Kurt Angle's 2009 cinematic masterpiece, ENDGAME, where the term "Angle Slam" guarantees anal prolapse and certain death. Click HERE to read more!

February 8, 2011

WWE NXT RANT

by Malcolm Not in the Middle

This week, Byron gets sacked...ston. [/Shitty puns!] Click HERE to read more!

February 8, 2011

TWF LISTS: TOP 6 ON-AIR BURIALS IN RECENT WWE HISTORY

by Zach Levine

Join TWF newcomer Zach Levine (TWF LTR's Zach Morrison) as he presents the Top 6 ON-AIR BURIALS IN RECENT WWE HISTORY! Undertaker ain't the only dude always ending up in a hole in this company. Click HERE to read the list!

February 7, 2011

BEST DAMN RAW RANT, PERIOD

by Cameron Burge

This week, the road to ass continues (You can thank John Cena for the confusion). Click HERE to read more!

February 5, 2011

THE ROCKTAGON

by James Swift

JAMES SWIFT returns with an all new Rocktagon! Greatly inspired by Colin Firth's performance in "The King's Speech", he stammers his way through UFC 126, featuring a Young Christian Athlete kicking ass for the Lord, Forrest Griffin using his chest hair as a weapon, and Anderson Silva channeling the spirit of Hulk Hogan as he BIG BOOTS his way to another title defense! All this and more, right HERE.

February 5, 2011

ROYAL RUMBLE 2011 RANT

by "Great" Scott

Forty men vie for the opportunity to wrestle for the World title in the middle of the WrestleMania card! They strangely leave this fact off the hype videos. Imagine that. Click HERE to read!

February 4, 2011

THE WWE SMACKDOWN RANT

by "Great" Scott

This week, the future of Smackdown lay in Kelly Kelly's hands. Hey, isn't that how she got her job in the first place? Click HERE to read the full report!

February 3, 2011

THE TNA IMPACT REPORT

by Andariel Halo

This week, Jeff Hardy battles Mr. Anderson of the non-Matrix variety. Although, both would have clearly been better off staying away from the pills, AMIRITE? Right? Never mind. Click HERE to read the full report!

February 3, 2011

4TH FALL

by Stephen Rivera

This week, the 2nd edition of Stephen Rivera's 4TH FALL. The reviews are in... into whatever container that is capable of storing opinions about wrestling columns. You adore him. Click HERE to find out why!

February 2, 2011

TWF ENTERTAINMENT: INAPPROPRIATE MOVIE SOUNDTRACKS!

by YouTube user Boonehams, compiled by Sean Carless

A great man on Youtube created the following re-dubs. We posted our Ten favorites. Click HERE to check them out!

February 1, 2011

WWE NXT RANT

by Malcolm Not in the Middle

This week, ARM-WRESTLING~! And not one attempt at that Stallone thumb move. For shame. Click HERE to read more!

January 31, 2011

BEST DAMN RAW RANT, PERIOD

by Cameron Burge

This week, Jerry Lawler is one step closer to his childhood dream! But enough about his sex life... Click HERE to read more!

January 30, 2011

BROKEN NEWS: Wrestling with emotion; Pro wrestler reveals he's actually a robot from the future

by Catherine Perez and Sean Carless

Join intrepid and insipid reporters Catherine Perez and Sean Carless as they once again blow the lid off the stories that have fallen through the cracks, or between them, ahem, with BROKEN NEWS: Stories Straight From The Horse's Ass. In this edition: Wrestling with emotion; Pro wrestler reveals he's actually a robot from the future. Click HERE to find out more!

January 29, 2011

TWF LISTS: Top 5 Potential Tag-Team Mash-Ups

by Robert Zarp

In a new feature here at The Wrestling Fan, first up, we join TWF newcomer Robert Zarp (TWF LTR's Ernie Brannigan) as he presents the TOP 5 POTENTIAL TAG-TEAM MASH-UPS~! Just because there's like maybe two teams in the company doesn't mean we can't make more that creative will just break up anyway in a few weeks, just because! Click HERE to read the list!

January 28, 2011

THE WWE SMACKDOWN RANT

by "Great" Scott

This week, the spear is banned! So Edge must now come up with an entirely new way to not make Dolph Ziggler look credible whatsoever. Click HERE to read the full report!

January 27, 2011

THE TNA IMPACT REPORT

by Andariel Halo

This week, Mr. Anderson battles the man who ate Matt Hardy. Click HERE to read the full report!

January 26, 2011

TWF ENTERTAINMENT: 50+ Random Star Wars lines you can use in the middle of sex to hilarious results.

by Sean Carless

Even though no dialogue written by George Lucas could ever possibly lead to any kind of sex (chicks don't ever really seem to respond to the subtle romance of being compared to tiny rocks in the desert, go figure), many of the random lines uttered in the Original & New trilogies, like most things, can still be sexually misconstrued. Join us as we compile a list of such phrases to ruin sex/relations with the Wookiees forever right HERE!

January 25, 2011

WWE NXT RANT

by Malcolm Not in the Middle

A week after cutting the fat, Alberto Del Rio gets it back exponentially. Click HERE to read more!

January 24, 2011

BEST DAMN RAW RANT, PERIOD

by Cameron Burge

This week, Daniel Bryan puts aside the Vegan lifestyle for one night and enjoys a little Korean. Click HERE to read more!

January 22, 2011

BROKEN NEWS: WWE pro grappling "gentle giant" reunites with his estranged son

by Catherine Perez and Sean Carless

Join intrepid and insipid reporters Catherine Perez and Sean Carless as they once again blow the lid off the stories that have fallen through the cracks, or between them, ahem, with BROKEN NEWS: Stories Straight From The Horse's Ass. In this edition: HAND IN HAND; WWE pro grappling "gentle giant" reunited with his estranged son. Click HERE to find out more!

January 21, 2011

4TH FALL

by Stephen Rivera

This week, the TWF debut of Stephen Rivera's 4TH FALL. A column that will wow you with his insight, make you think with his thoughts, and arouse you with close-up magic. Click HERE to read more!

January 19, 2011

WHEN WRESTLING MERCHANDISE GOES BAD

by Sean Carless

Join Sean Carless as he once again looks at those items lost to time/better sense. This week's installment: WTF APPAREL; a random sampling and sprinkling of said WTF's and "Oh no they din'nt's" that'll have you scratching your head/questioning your sexuality! Warning, though, extreme and embarrassing immaturity ahead! Click HERE to read more!

January 17, 2011

BEST DAMN RAW RANT, PERIOD

by Cameron Burge

This week, Dolly the sheep would be proud as the cloning of DAVE is complete: BAAWWWtista is finally HERE!

January 16, 2011

BROKEN NEWS: U.S. hero with golden trunks becomes homeless man

by Catherine Perez and Sean Carless

In yet another new feature here at TWF, join intrepid and insipid reporters Catherine Perez and Sean Carless as they blow the lid off the stories that have fallen through the cracks, or between them, ahem, with BROKEN NEWS: Stories Straight From The Horse's Ass. In this edition: a U.S. hero with golden trunks becomes a homeless man! Click HERE to find out more!

January 16, 2011

THE TNA IMPACT REPORT

by Andariel Halo

This week, pigs gettin' physical draws the big ratings. But enough about Matt Hardy's TNA debut! Click HERE to read the full report!

January 14, 2011

THE WWE SMACKDOWN RANT

by "Great" Scott

This week, WWE creates another Nexus, and fails science. Click HERE to read the full report!

January 13, 2011

WHEN WRESTLING MERCHANDISE GOES BAD

by Sean Carless

In a new feature here at TWF, join Sean Carless as he looks at those items lost to time/better sense. This week's installment: WWE FINGER RINGS. Yes. Fingers. WWE is PG now and don't want you gettin' any funny ideas. So there. Click HERE to read more!

January 12, 2011

THE 85th ANNUAL FANNY AWARDS!

by TWF Staff

84 years of offensiveness, and pretending there was an additional 77 years! It's our version of WrestleMania and the Oscars, all rolled into one! Only with more rape jokes! Or any! A night of year-end fare where we not only run over good taste, we roll back over it, rape it, eviscerate it, and then eat the remains! 35 HUGE categories this year and something's got to give! But mostly good sense. But be warned, this piece is a BEAST. So if you're on Dial-up you may want to pack a lunch, bring a change of clothes, or maybe fashion some sort of time-machine so you can join the rest of us in the Millennium! Jesus. Click HERE to read the morbidly obese juggernaut that is the 2010 FANNY AWARDS!

January 11, 2011

THE ROCKTAGON

by James Swift

HEY, HAVE YOU EVER WONDERED WHAT A MID '90S WWF BROADCAST WOULD BE LIKE WITH INCESSANT FOOTBALL PUNS AND OUTDATED CULTURAL REFERENCES? WONDER NO MORE, AS HE RECAPS THE INFAMOUS "RAW BOWL" FROM NEW YEAR'S DAY, 1996! CLICK HERE TO READ MORE!

January 11, 2011

THE WWE NXT RANT

by Malcolm Not in the Middle

This week, a SLINGSHOT challenge. But not in the way we truly wish. (Just how far can a 6'5" dude in black trunks fly? We will unfortunately never find out.) Click HERE to read the full report!

January 10, 2011

BEST DAMN RAW RANT, PERIOD

by Cameron Burge

This week, CM Punk gets high ...Up? [/got nothing]. Click HERE to read the full report!

January 09, 2011

THE TNA IMPACT REPORT

by Andariel Halo

This week, it's EL KABONG VS. PLAIN OLD BONG, when Jeff Jarrett battles RVD! Click HERE to read the full report!

January 08, 2011

THE SMACKDOWN RANT

by "Great" Scott

"Great" Scott's changed some things, and so has the WWE. Unfortunately, the WWE has chosed to make their product SHITTIER. See if "Great" Scott has chosen to do the same, right HERE.

January 06, 2011

THE NXT RANT

by Malcolm Not in the Middle

This week, a "Pros" battle Royal is ironically won by the dude who looks like a gay prostitute. Click HERE to read the full report!

January 05, 2011

THIS MONTH IN TWF HISTORY: JANUARY 2007! WWE ACQUIRES THE HISTORY CHANNEL!

by Sean Carless

For years, people have asked, "What would happen if Vince McMahon could dictate recorded world history?" OK, no one ever said that. But it doesn't mean that we can't pretend, right? Join Sean Carless as he looked at how Vince McMahon would spin history if it were indeed for sale. From Bryan Clarke ending World conflicts to Triple H conquering most of Europe with thunderous pedigrees, to Divas being burned at the stake, Sean had all your bases covered and then some. Click HERE to read!

January 04, 2011

THE BEST DAMN RAW RANT, PERIOD

by Cameron Burge

This week, it's a brand new year in WWE! Just ignore that part where it still looks and feels exactly like the last. Click HERE to read the full report!