When A Stranger Calls
Hey there bitches. I’ve been a bit disappointed in the recent set up on out beloved WWE shows. So I decided to call
Vince up and ask him what the fuck was going on.
I gave him a call around midnight the other night and managed to catch him before
he went to bed for the night.
Vince: Hello Vince speaking!!?
Nay: What’s up bitch? How have you been, hope I didn’t wake ya!
Vince: Oh, no don’t be silly, I always have time for you Nay, what’s
Nay: That’s what I was gonna ask you damnit! What’s the deal with putting
the belt back on Cena? Rey winning the RR, and who the fuck told you putting Finlay in the ring was good for ratings? I mean
come on. You’ve been really reaching these days. This shit is horrible. Fucking Goldust? Are you that desperate for
Vince: Yeah I know, but listen, we took a big blow losing Eddie on SD. Losing Batista
to an injury fucked it up even more, Thank God Angle agreed to hop shows or SD would been really screwed. It’s not like
I can depend on JBL again to hold the show.
Nay: You made the god damn Boogie Man eat that chicks mole yo, that was some fucken
nasty shit! You’re making JBL look like a pussy after proclaiming to be a wrestling God not 4 months ago. Are you fucking
going senile? I mean come on Vince, you’re better than this.
Vince: I know, I know. I ‘m just trying to keep people guessing ya know.
Those fucken TNA people will pick up the scraps if I don’t deliver. They already took Christian and the Dudleys from
Nay: They didn’t take shit from you. You let Christian go cuz you didn’t
want to give him what he wanted. Your stubborn ass though he’d sweat that shit out forever and it bit you in the ass.
Christian would have been awesome against Cena and the crowd would have loved it! You fucken suck Vince.
Vince: Hey hey now! I don’t suck, I can make mistakes too you know!
Nay: Fuck That, I know you pay attention to the web and you saw how much of an
out cry and backing Christian had. You chose to do what you wanted to do and you lost. The funny thing is that you thought
you knew what you were doing.
Vince: Those fucken internet assholes, I listened when they wanted Matt Hardy back
and they fucked me, I wasn’t gonna listen again.
Nay: The situation with Matt Hardy was your own doing. You tried to play the fans.
Now Matt Hardy will not die! It’s killing us!
Vince: That little prick annoys the hell out of me.
Nay: I see. So anyway, I like what you’re doing with the women at least.
I mean I wish you could incorporate Lita into the mix instead of having her on Edge's arm all the time.
Vince: You mean on Edge’s dick, Ha! I couldn’t resist! Hey that Lita
is a very persuasive woman. She knows how to get what she wants. I like her drive!
Nay: Hmm! Drive is what we're calling it these days?
Vince: What about that Lashley guy, I mean I couldn’t get ya Brock back but
he’s the next best thing and he’s a brother…..good huh?
Nay: You’re pathetic.
Vince: Come on Nay damn! I’m tryin here
Nay: Lashley is great, he just needs personality. He’s no Brock Lesnar though.
Vince: That bastard Brock is laughing his ass off right now. He knows I need him
and he’s just toyin with me for pissin on him after he left. Fuck him, he bad mouthed us first!
The only reason why I gave him such a hard time coming back was to teach him a
Nay: Ha! He called your bluff bitch! Now we all loose cuz you’re a dick!
Vince: Okay enough, did you call just to yell at me?
Vince: Look, I’m doing the best I can with the mess I’m left. Fucken
Stephanie is about to get even larger that she’s ever been and that’s gonna be a project in itself. Shane wants
air time. The ratings are dropping again. I have a lot on my plate right now. Cut me some slack.
Nay: No damnit! You’re Vincent Kennedy McMahon and you gave birth to wrestling
entertainment as we know it. Why don’t you know what the people want by now?
Quit your whining and make it happen. Get off your ass and give the people what
they want to see. Compromising isn’t a weakness. Fucken Spirit Squad!
Vince: Yeah, that one was Steph’s idea.
Vince: Look I get what you’re sayin’. I was thinking of making Bret
Hart GM of Raw and letting him stick it to HBK anytime he wanted.
Nay: There ya go! That’s the kind of thinking that will bring faith back.
See, don’t my calls always make you feel batter in the end.
Vince: I guess so Nay. You have a way of bringing it out of me. Thanks, I needed
Nay: Good and no problem, that’s why I’m here. To share my thoughts.
Vince: I’ll give you a call sometime next week Linda has been giving me shit
for talking to you so much.
Nay: Fuck her! Keep hope alive! Talk to you soon.
So I guess Vince gets it to some degree. I don’t know kids. For some reason
I feel he’s not going to listen still. He’s very stubborn. But I tried my best to make him understand what’s
going on and hopefully he’ll take it to heart and make some changes instead of making his shows reflect the obvious
desperation he’s in. If not, you know I’ll be making my calls. Till then…I guess, chalk it up to Just a