THE RHETORIC
The
President of Nutrabolics claimed Batista is a “Global icon” and there is “no better spokesperson”
for there product. I love when people say things that will come back to haunt them down the road. You mean to tell me that
they couldn’t find somebody who WASN’T on a government shit list somewhere being accused of using illegally gotten
substances. That’s like Kurt Cobain being the spokesperson for anti-depressants.
The Champ then met with fans and
signed autographs, which was I’m sure the only thing going on there besides woman with “thick nubs” on there
nether regions.
According to experts, who
study shitty Diva Matches, the pressure is on Beth to win the Woman Championship at No Mercy this Sunday. Why? It isn’t
like there some great competition in that clap infested locker room of theirs. God, knows WWE never gives a bunch of rematches
at PPV’s over and over again, heavens now that would be poor booking on there part and Vince never books poor.
The highlight here
is to see the inside of John Cena, and I think the little Kintner boy from JAWS fell out of his peck!! Cool!!
Anyway the article points and laughs at Dreamers walk to the back stage area, and puts over Big Daddy V as an unstoppable
force. Sure a guy lingering on old Heat Programs for 7 years is now contender for a World Title. The real question is when
will they work in the angle that he’s living proof that King Pin and the Blob had children? I might care then.
If you click on Mike
Wests insane daily deals your given a “Black Hole Slam” of SPAM and some DVD offers that should be in the $2 bin
at Walmart, along with Vince Russo. Why not have some video of Mike West screaming about getting a Robert Roode rookie card:
“GET IT NOW BEFORE HE GOES TO WWE, PEOPLE!!”
TWF FLASHBACK
November 2006
SATIRE: DISCONTINUED WWE XMAS PRODUCTS!
With Christmas just around the corner, what better way to spend your few remaining dollars (left over after the seemingly infinite line-up of fucking pay-per-views ) then on the following "quality WWE merchandise!" After all, if they don't move this stuff, and fast, stockholders just might get time to figure out what "plummeting domestic buyrates" means!... and well, I don't think they need to tell you what that means! (Seriously. They're not telling you. Everything is fine! Ahem.).
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