Sick of the same old
Board Games lying around because it's too boring to play and half the pieces
are missing? Tired of the useless whored-out $50 Game Variations (Patented
Reverse Inverted Inside-Out Connect Four Game of DOOM~!) cluttering the
shelves of your local convenient stores (Star Wars Monopoly? What the hell?!)?
If so, then close this window, You probably won't want to read this. World
Wrestling Entertainment, in conjunction with The Wrestling Fan, (not-so)proudly
WWE MONOPOLY: WHERE YOU CAN OWN
IT ALL AND STILL END UP THE LOSER!!!
Everybody's Favorite Board Game, WWE style! Start
as a mere unknown 'roided-up body-builder, given a chance to make it big,
and 'monopolize' the Industry until your power rivals that of Triple H and
Shawn Michaels, or at very least Vince McMahon! It's even more fun when you
have a rival and compete with each other to see who can take control of the
WWE first and send the other to bankruptcy! But make sure you don't land on
the 'You're Fired!' square, or you'll be sent into the black hole that is
TNA! Nobody ever expects such a career-threatening thing to happen, but it
And just when you thought that the
Board was more than enough, you can enjoy the fun even more with chances and
community chests, to bring the realism of life on the road with the WWE! Including:
Who needs High-tech Video Games, school and real-life
wrestling training, you don't need any of that to be a WWE
when you need is right here, in WWE Monopoly! Coming to a store near you!
Also Coming (hopefully not too) Soon: Jake 'The Snake' Roberts
Operation: The game where you get to dissect a very-much-alive 'Snake' and
find out for yourself what's in the digestive system of the living corpse
that is Jake Roberts!
*You may be wondering why there's no tag
division on the board. When asked for approval, Vince stated; "Huh, what
titles?... Oh, those... just put them on anybody, I don't care...".
*TWF Logos, and Photoshops appearing on "Chance"
cards originally created by Sean Carless
SATIRE: DISCONTINUED WWE XMAS PRODUCTS!
With Christmas just around the corner, what better way to spend your few remaining dollars (left over after the seemingly infinite line-up of fucking pay-per-views ) then on the following "quality WWE merchandise!" After all, if they don't move this stuff, and fast, stockholders just might get time to figure out what "plummeting domestic buyrates" means!... and well, I don't think they need to tell you what that means! (Seriously. They're not telling you. Everything is fine! Ahem.).