MATT HARDY'S QUEST
This happened a few
days before No Way Out 2006…
M.Hardy: Yeah so like I was saying,
I need a partner for sunday against MNM and I
thought you'de be a good choice.
Tatanka: ME? You're kidding, right?
M.Hardy: No man, you've beaten them
all: Ludvig Borga, Kwang, Nikolai Volkoff…
Tatanka: Yeah but…
M.Hardy: You defeated GIANT
Tatanka: By countout!
M.Hardy: Remember that time when
IRS stole your feathers and beat the shit out of Jay
Tatanka: Uh, yeah.
M.Hardy: That was AWESOME.
Tatanka: Look, why don't you pick
Jeff Hardy: yeh matt, wtf?? it
would be da bomb!!!!!!1 we could get rats after the
M. Hardy: I have a girlfriend.
J.Hardy: i never said that they
were girlz lolz
M.Hardy: Please do me this favour,
Tatanka. I've asked everybody! I've asked Adam Bomb,
Big Bully Busick, The Berzerker…I even asked this
Jimmy Snuka: SUPERFLYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!
Tatanka: Why would you wrestle at
J. Snuka: Cocaine isn't getting
Tatanka: I don't know Matt, you
would be better off with somebody else.
M.Hardy: Don't say that! It's not
because you are overweight and that you were past
your prime by 1994 that you are a bad choice!
Tatanka: Okay, you got it.
(Matt Hardy's cell
M.Hardy: Hello? Hey Christian,
what's up? Congrats on your NWA world title
win….What am I doing these days? I'm teaming with