DEADFACE WALKING!:
(06/11/10)
Hello,
wrestling fans and Wrestling Fan fans~! I'm
Catherine Perez, and this is a Deadface
Walking News Brief. A 2008 police mugshot of
NXT winner Wade Barrett is making the rounds
on the internet. According to several sites,
Barrett was arrested in Tampa, Florida on
June 15th, 2008 and charged with battery of
a law enforcement officer and obstructing or
opposing an officer. Those are some serious
charges for a guy who merely fed a cop's
horse some sweets. HE DIDN'T KNOW THAT HORSE
WAS A DIABETIC~!Actually, the charges came about when Barrett got into it with some random lady who bumped into him at a bar. When Barrett tried to leave the bar, a plain-clothes cop stopped him and, as one version of the story goes (this is the part where you have yourself a grain or two of salt), the cop shot him with a taser gun to keep him from fleeing the scene. Damn it, and a "don't tase me, bro" joke is far past the point of relevance now... Anyway, the female declined to press charges, and Barrett insisted that he never got into a physical altercation with anyone.
During his short stay in jail, a man who identified himself as Nasty Nate insisted on having Barrett's cocktail fruit. Luckily, he was saved by another man known as Squirrel Master, who claimed him as his bitch. There's a valuable lesson to be learned here, readers, and I'll let you know once I figure it out myself. Until then, keep your delicious sweets to yourself.
Catherine Perez is a proud owner of three e-mails from WWE's legal
department, which she regularly prints out for when all the toilet paper
runs out. She was the first person to call the Ghostbusters after
witnessing something strange in her neighborhood, and is thus immortalized
in a song that was made popular four years before her birth. Catherine
enjoys collecting vintage WWF t-shirts, painting on her clothing, and the
smell of crushed dreams in the mornings. She also shot J.R.