A while ago, the Pro Wrestling Torch covered news of the WWE winning a lawsuit over the company Lewmar. In case you don't know, Lewmar made the harness that Owen Hart was wearing the night he fell from the rafters. Following the accident Owen Hart’s widow first sued the WWE and Lewmar but later she agreed to a deal with Lewmar dropping that company from her lawsuit.
Later on, the WWE sued Lewmar when
it was revealed Lewmar and Martha Hart had entered into a bad faith agreement dropping Lewmar from the lawsuit even though
Lewmar had offered her no settlement. The WWE produced a smoking gun at trial,
a memo proving Lewmar had informed all their European clients that their shackles were not to be used or sold for stunt purposes
as they could not handle the weight. This memo WAS NOT sent to inform Lewmar's customers in
So without further ado, here's another rasslin' inspired video game...
TWF FLASHBACK
November 2006
SATIRE: DISCONTINUED WWE XMAS PRODUCTS!
With Christmas just around the corner, what better way to spend your few remaining dollars (left over after the seemingly infinite line-up of fucking pay-per-views ) then on the following "quality WWE merchandise!" After all, if they don't move this stuff, and fast, stockholders just might get time to figure out what "plummeting domestic buyrates" means!... and well, I don't think they need to tell you what that means! (Seriously. They're not telling you. Everything is fine! Ahem.).
POPULAR UPDATES
SATIRE: WWE's Discontinued X-Mas Products
DVD Review: End Game, Starring Kurt Angle
50+ Random Star Wars Lines You Can Use In The Middle Of Sex To Hilarious Results
CLASSIC SATIRE: ECW Goes Sci-Fi
Stephen Rivera's 4th Fall: Introduction
Broken News: U.S. Hero with Golden Trunks Becomes Homeless Man
When Wrestling Merchandise Goes Bad: WWE Finger Rings
CLASSIC SATIRE: Guess Who's HHHaving a Baby?
Broken News: WWE Pro Grappling "Gentle Giant" Reunited with Estranged Son
TWF Entertainment: VH1's 40 Greatest Celebrity Feuds
The WWE Developmental Rookie Name Generator
Wacky TV Recapitation: Hulk Hogan's Celebrity Championship Wrestling
BACON'S BIGTIME PPV REPORT OF NIGHT OF CHAMPIONS & SUCH.
VIDEO SATIRE: 'Til Death Do Us Part!
SATIRE: WWE Acquires the History Channel!
Sean Carless's WRESTLING WITH MANIA
CLASSIC SATIRE: RAW is STAR WARS!