|"I'm so full of the most useless f---ing information." - Sandman|
|"Don't believe the 'sheets!" - Tod Gordon on the Torch and its ilk|
|2 Cold Scorpio and The Sandman|
|Gordon argues a point with Sandman|
|"Please, continue... What's the matter?... Oh, you were finished?... Oh, well, then allow me to retort." - Pulp Fiction|
THE TWF "MENTAL WELLNESS TEST!"
With Christmas just around the corner, what better way to spend your few remaining dollars (left over after the seemingly infinite line-up of fucking pay-per-views ) then on the following "quality WWE merchandise!" After all, if they don't move this stuff, and fast, stockholders just might get time to figure out what "plummeting domestic buyrates" means!... and well, I don't think they need to tell you what that means! (Seriously. They're not telling you. Everything is fine! Ahem.).