|"Some days I win, some days I lose." - Jake on his daily battle with drugs and alcohol|
|"That's the problem today, as everyone is doing the big things, but no one is doing the little things."|
|"That's how you get heat...not by going out and hitting a guy with a sledgehammer three times and hoping the plastic doesn't break."|
|"When you let the people dictate what you do in the match, your match is over man."|
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THE TWF "MENTAL WELLNESS TEST!"
With Christmas just around the corner, what better way to spend your few remaining dollars (left over after the seemingly infinite line-up of fucking pay-per-views ) then on the following "quality WWE merchandise!" After all, if they don't move this stuff, and fast, stockholders just might get time to figure out what "plummeting domestic buyrates" means!... and well, I don't think they need to tell you what that means! (Seriously. They're not telling you. Everything is fine! Ahem.).