OF THE DAY:
HULK HOGAN IS SUICIDE~!
and I don't believe that Hulk can even die, let alone commit suicide. Gorilla Monsoon once told me Hulkamania would live forever, and I like totally believe him. I mean, he did know what the crazy bump on the back of your head was called. So who am I to doubt him?
Besides, that would be real awkward on commentary re-edit.
Gorilla at Wrestlemania 6: "HULKAMANIA WILL LIVE FOR APPROXIMATELY 19 MORE YEARS BEFORE TAKING ITS OWN LIFE!"
See? Not nearly as cool.
THE TWF "MENTAL WELLNESS TEST!"
With Christmas just around the corner, what better way to spend your few remaining dollars (left over after the seemingly infinite line-up of fucking pay-per-views ) then on the following "quality WWE merchandise!" After all, if they don't move this stuff, and fast, stockholders just might get time to figure out what "plummeting domestic buyrates" means!... and well, I don't think they need to tell you what that means! (Seriously. They're not telling you. Everything is fine! Ahem.).