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BLFK PHOTOSHOP OF THE DAY:
HHH BELIEVES THE CHILDREN ARE OUR FUTURE. (AND NOT JUST BECAUSE HE'LL NEED FRESH PEOPLE TO PIN EVENTUALLY.)
 
Apparently HHH showed the class-act he is, and pulled a crying child into the ring to cheer him up after he was nearly trampled by throngs of ravenous North Carolina hillbillies all lunging for the Game's discarded T-shirt.
 
That's awesome.
 
But it's not the whole story~! (You knew this was coming). The following is a fan-shot photograph taken of the event in question, and from there, the unseen (and not just 'cause it didn't happen) aftermath therein....
 
The act in question:


Seconds later....
 


HHH couldn't help it.

Seriously.

The kid was getting too over. And besides, the *last time* he put over someone that small, they ended up killing their family. How's that for gratitude?

BUT THAT'S NOT ALL.
 
I heard from my super reliable in-house sources the following conversation between Hunter & fan about the kid being knocked around at WWE events:

Kid: "Triple H, I  really don't want to get pushed anymore. What's the best way to make sure it never happens again?"
 
HHH: "Divorce."

That's right.
 
I'm Sean.
And I built a special time machine to 2003 just so I could make these jokes.

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TWF FLASHBACK

November 2006

SATIRE: DISCONTINUED WWE XMAS PRODUCTS!

by Sean Carless

With Christmas just around the corner, what better way to spend your few remaining dollars (left over after the seemingly infinite line-up of fucking pay-per-views ) then on the following "quality WWE merchandise!" After all, if they don't move this stuff, and fast, stockholders just might get time to figure out what "plummeting domestic buyrates" means!... and well, I don't think they need to tell you what that means! (Seriously. They're not telling you. Everything is fine! Ahem.).