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BACK-LEG FRONTKICK PHOTOSHOP OF THE DAY

by Sean Carless

March 10, 2011


TWO AND A HALF MACHO MEN.


With talk of who will replace Charlie Sheen on the popular sitcom "Two And a Half Men" abounding, clearly only one man could fill his shoes. A man who too knows the joys of waxing philosophical - while making little to no sense whatsoever, tying animals into strange analogies, and getting higher than any other (Even if it is just from the top rope.). A Man who also knows the joys of quasi-abusive relationships with beautiful women, and the heartbreak of swarthy, orange hucksters stealing his girl. A Man who knows all about "Winning" - He after all has two World Wrestling Federation Titles to his credit. But not just ANY Man... a... MACHO MAN. Make it happen, NBC. Television will never be the same. Be the same. Dig it.

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Sean Carless is a man of many hats. And he wears those hats to cover an ever-increasing bald spot. Sean's various scribblings have been read at Live Audio Wrestling, 411 Mania, Honky Tonk Man.com, The Toronto Star.com, Wrestlecrap, and Lethal Wrestling. He has also cured AIDS.

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November 2006

SATIRE: DISCONTINUED WWE XMAS PRODUCTS!

by Sean Carless

With Christmas just around the corner, what better way to spend your few remaining dollars (left over after the seemingly infinite line-up of fucking pay-per-views ) then on the following "quality WWE merchandise!" After all, if they don't move this stuff, and fast, stockholders just might get time to figure out what "plummeting domestic buyrates" means!... and well, I don't think they need to tell you what that means! (Seriously. They're not telling you. Everything is fine! Ahem.).