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BLFK PHOTOSHOP OF THE DAY:
THE (WRESTLING) RING:
 OR : THE MIZ VS. THE ANGRY EVIL FAN-GIRL FROM RAW~!
By now, we've all likely had the image of the above angry little girl on RAW burned into our collective minds - a little girl whom we've since discovered required a team of Priests to exorcise her presence from the O-Rena after a Miz WWE Title win, and of course a series of janitors to then clean up the discarded pea soup likely spewed on her father during the course of the broadcast. And well, since like a big ol' Hack, I just exhausted one obvious little girl horror movie sight gag, I thought, "Why not just bite the bullet (not Bob Armstrong) and get the other out of the way, too?"  And not just because it made for a mindlessly easy update. Although, that's actually the reason...
 
 
I'm Sean.
And if only Miz had gotten someone else to watch that Evil Videotape (John Cena's Legendary), his fate may have been spared - and WWE Films might have made more than 5 dollars at the box-office...).

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TWF FLASHBACK

November 2006

SATIRE: DISCONTINUED WWE XMAS PRODUCTS!

by Sean Carless

With Christmas just around the corner, what better way to spend your few remaining dollars (left over after the seemingly infinite line-up of fucking pay-per-views ) then on the following "quality WWE merchandise!" After all, if they don't move this stuff, and fast, stockholders just might get time to figure out what "plummeting domestic buyrates" means!... and well, I don't think they need to tell you what that means! (Seriously. They're not telling you. Everything is fine! Ahem.).