There was once a
glorious time when Shawn Michaels'
biggest claim to fame was valiantly and
effortlessly carrying cumbersome giants. WELL,
now he's doing it again... LITERALLY~! (And then loading said body
into a flat-bed en route to being made into a
That said, just in
case you haven't seen the infamous pics stirring up
controversy online (seen HERE and HERE in
better clarity), HBK recently traveled to the
YUKON of all places, to
hunt bear, much to the joy no doubt of
Colbert, where he soon bagged the
following furball with of all things a bow - reputedly
handed to him by EARL
However, hunting ethics aside
- and believe me, there's a huge debate ensuing
online over the morality of Shawn's bear slaying, the
first time a Christian has not only faced a mauling
man-eater outside the Roman Coliseum in 2000 years, but
triumphed -HBK has since gone on record saying he
will not keep the body, instead donating the meat (much like he
did with Sunny in 1996), to hungry families -
families that better get used to the *same* meal for the
next 6 months, AMIRITE?!
Couldn't that guy hunt, I don't know, a
fucking cow? What is this, 1860's Montana? Who
eats bear? Seriously!"
So, ya. Make of that what
you will, whatever side of the food chain you side with.
(it's like Montreal all over again! Only with more
bears! Or any!).
BUT HEY, IT
WOULDN'T BE TWF IF WE DIDN'T MAKE A JOKE YOU SAW COMING
A MILE AWAY - kind of like fat guys in orange hats &
camouflage - so here we go, BREAKING
NEWZ: THE *TRUE, LEGIT, REAL-LIFE* WAY
HBK BROUGHT DOWN THAT