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BLFK PHOTOSHOP OF THE DAY:
LOOKS LIKE THE WALLS AREN'T THE ONLY THINGS BREAKING DOWN...

So, while on tour in British Columbia, Chris Jericho punched a woman in the face. What else is new? And the WWE STILL didn't book a match with him and Steve Austin at Wrestlemania! Come on, sometimes these things just write themselves. That said, if WWE's going to insist on remaking movies that have already been done *cough* THE CONDEMNED* cough* Then holy shit, make this one. The hard part will just be getting the Neo-Nazi Army surplus owner to lay on the basement floor long enough for Y2J to lionsault him off the empty tins of mustard gas and smashed faggoty snowglobes. Codebreakers via a disappointingly flat hamburgers will soon follow.
 
I'm Sean.

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TWF FLASHBACK

November 2006

SATIRE: DISCONTINUED WWE XMAS PRODUCTS!

by Sean Carless

With Christmas just around the corner, what better way to spend your few remaining dollars (left over after the seemingly infinite line-up of fucking pay-per-views ) then on the following "quality WWE merchandise!" After all, if they don't move this stuff, and fast, stockholders just might get time to figure out what "plummeting domestic buyrates" means!... and well, I don't think they need to tell you what that means! (Seriously. They're not telling you. Everything is fine! Ahem.).