BECAUSE SOMETIMES NO WORDS ARE NECESSARY:
God bless Primo Colon, but on last Tuesday's edition of NXT, his "Pro" graphic (in addition to making me howl with laughter) automatically made me think of a certain Internet Meme. Does this make me a bad person? (Worse?).
That said, I never thought ANY ONE one person would EVER knock Vance Archer of his lofty perch as "Rapiest" looking wrestler in the business, but Primo has now given him a run for his (bail) money, no contest (his eventual court plea).
And I apologize to Primo. No one who spends that much time on their own backs can be a Rapist. Clearly.
THE TWF "MENTAL WELLNESS TEST!"
With Christmas just around the corner, what better way to spend your few remaining dollars (left over after the seemingly infinite line-up of fucking pay-per-views ) then on the following "quality WWE merchandise!" After all, if they don't move this stuff, and fast, stockholders just might get time to figure out what "plummeting domestic buyrates" means!... and well, I don't think they need to tell you what that means! (Seriously. They're not telling you. Everything is fine! Ahem.).