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BLFK PHOTOSHOP OF THE DAY:
HHHEADS WILL ROLL:

Apparently poor HHH has sired daughter number three in his perpetual quest to create a male heir to carry on his kingdom/ legacy/pin the children of today's mid-card.  Poor guy. And all of this after his breaking away from Catholicism so he would have the godly right to annul his relationship with Chyna (who honestly would look A LOT better without her head distracting you from those titties/penis) and marry the WWE Championship, err, Stephanie.

 SO HEAR YE THIS: BEAR HIM A SON ALREADY, STEPH, LEST YOU BE NEXT.

 

 I'm Sean*

And the best part to HHH about beheadings is it still leaves the shoulders behind to be pinned.

*These jokes were brought to you by the year 2003.

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TWF FLASHBACK

November 2006

SATIRE: DISCONTINUED WWE XMAS PRODUCTS!

by Sean Carless

With Christmas just around the corner, what better way to spend your few remaining dollars (left over after the seemingly infinite line-up of fucking pay-per-views ) then on the following "quality WWE merchandise!" After all, if they don't move this stuff, and fast, stockholders just might get time to figure out what "plummeting domestic buyrates" means!... and well, I don't think they need to tell you what that means! (Seriously. They're not telling you. Everything is fine! Ahem.).