UNDERTAKER PULLED FROM VEGETATIVE STATE: THE EXCLUSIVE PHOTO:
REST IN PEAS. (He's most delicious that way.).
And I Thought about making HHH the squash for obvious reasons, but Mr. McCool also fit the bill nicely so I went with it. Clearly I have too much time (and other vile fluids) on my hands.
THE TWF "MENTAL WELLNESS TEST!"
With Christmas just around the corner, what better way to spend your few remaining dollars (left over after the seemingly infinite line-up of fucking pay-per-views ) then on the following "quality WWE merchandise!" After all, if they don't move this stuff, and fast, stockholders just might get time to figure out what "plummeting domestic buyrates" means!... and well, I don't think they need to tell you what that means! (Seriously. They're not telling you. Everything is fine! Ahem.).