BRYAN DANIELSON VS. MATTEL!
Rivalry to be settled within the confines of the unforgiving Barbie dream Hell in a Cell?
And coming this Christmas~!:
No balls, but anatomically correct asshole just big enough for certain toy executive penis...
*Special thanks to Catherine Perez.
THE TWF "MENTAL WELLNESS TEST!"
With Christmas just around the corner, what better way to spend your few remaining dollars (left over after the seemingly infinite line-up of fucking pay-per-views ) then on the following "quality WWE merchandise!" After all, if they don't move this stuff, and fast, stockholders just might get time to figure out what "plummeting domestic buyrates" means!... and well, I don't think they need to tell you what that means! (Seriously. They're not telling you. Everything is fine! Ahem.).