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BLFK PHOTOSHOP OF THE DAY:
HUSTLE. LOYALTY. ERECT:

We always knew John Cena was a hard worker, but holy shit, puns.  If only he had have had the good sense to execute the ole "Five-knuckle shuffle" backstage, this whole sordid mess could have clearly been avoided....
 
I'm Sean.

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TWF FLASHBACK

November 2006

SATIRE: DISCONTINUED WWE XMAS PRODUCTS!

by Sean Carless

With Christmas just around the corner, what better way to spend your few remaining dollars (left over after the seemingly infinite line-up of fucking pay-per-views ) then on the following "quality WWE merchandise!" After all, if they don't move this stuff, and fast, stockholders just might get time to figure out what "plummeting domestic buyrates" means!... and well, I don't think they need to tell you what that means! (Seriously. They're not telling you. Everything is fine! Ahem.).