Updated: TWF Forums evil moderator,
Andariel Halo returns with the TNA IMPACT REPORT! (07/04/09) That's right.
If TNA can kill the spirits of what was now ten consecutive TWF recappers, surely we can return the favor. TWF holds no responsibility
for the insanity that is about to transpire. Click HERE to read the full report!
Updated: (07/03/09) LETTERS FROM MY MOM'S BASEMENT
With Marx Rayner! A satirical critique of Pro-Wrestling through the eyes of a stereotypical jaded super-smark.
This week's letter: Dear, ECW Creative. Click HERE to read!
Updated: Neil
McGilloway returns with the ECW ON SCI FI RANT! (07/01/09) This week, ECW, err, FCW
on SCi-Fi! Click HERE to read!
Updated: Cameron Burge returns with the RAW RANT! (06/30/09). This week, The IWC mourns as The Miz and MVP fall to WWE's Status-Quo
machine! BAWLIN'! *sniffle* Click HERE to read the full report!
Updated: Anthony
Dean presents the umm, THE BASH RANT! (06/29/09) A night where, this PPV loses
its national heritage and no longer pretends to be anything but mediocre! On this night, Randy Orton ends a brutal blood
feud with HHH the only way he knows how, by giving the game a brutal 2 foot wheelbarrow ride! And Super Cena flies
around the earth so many times, time is turned back to the point where Miz was worthless again! All this, plus history
is made! And not just that this PPV actually ended up being decent after a five year streak of garbage! and Click
HERE to read the full report~!
Updated: (06/26/09) Neil Cathan returns with his exclusive coverage of
TNA SLAMMIVERSARY 2009! On this night, Kurt Angle regains his title..and his hairline!
Click HERE to read Neil's full coverage!
Updated: (06/25/09) James Swift returns with ROCKTAGON! This week, ECW WRESTLEPALOOZA '98! Click HERE to read!
Updated: Esben Evans returns with MONDAY
NITRO: THE LOST RECAPS! (06/21/09) A nostalgic look at WCW's side of the Monday Night War! This week's
episode: February 19th, 1996, where it's Hulk Hogan vs. Arn Anderson! Its like a Hair Club For Men commercial gone
wry! Before and Way Before!. Click HERE to read the full report!
Updated: SEAN'S PHOTOSHOP OF THE DAY (06/17/09):
HHH BELIEVES THE CHILDREN ARE OUR FUTURE. (AND NOT JUST BECAUSE HE'LL NEED FRESH PEOPLE TO PIN
EVENTUALLY.) After RAW went off the air on Monday, HHH called a crying child into the ring. We all know where
this is going.... Click HERE to view!
Updated: RETRO-RANT! GREAT AMERICAN BASH 2005! (06/14/09)
The Not-So-Great American Bash. A night where Undertaker single-handedly won the war on terror, Animal found new love, and
a Wrestling God punished us heathens for our sins... by subjecting us to one of the worst main event matches ever! Click HERE to read Sean's Recapitation!
Updated: RETRO-RANT! (06/11/09) With just a few weeks before this
year's event, we take a look back to Sean Carless's original recap of GREAT AMERICAN BASH 2004!
It's the birth of America's newest summertime tradition! Well, so long as your idea of traditions include suffocating your
best friend in cement after just saving him from a convoluted kidnapping plot! Plus a Dusty finish in a world title match?
Holy shit, this really IS The Great American Bash after all! Click HERE to read Sean's Recapitation!
Updated: Anthony Dean presents the EXTREME RULES
RANT! (06/08/09) A night where WWE goes extreme! And not just "extreme poor booking", although, that's there too! On
this night! Batista limps his way through a pit of danger to win the WWE Title! Tommy Dreamer gets another cup of coffee with
the ECW belt (along with a medley of corresponding desserts, cookies & pastries no doubt!), John Cena makes Big Show quit...while
we throw in the towel 20 excruciating minutes earlier! And Jeff Hardy is your new World Champion. Wait. YOINK~! Click
HERE to read the full report~!
Updated: THIS MONTH IN TWF HISTORY!: BEST OF BACK-LEG FRONTKICK: JUNE 2005! (06/01/09)
In This Jam-Packed Edition, I Helped Matt Hardy Start Dating Again, Explored Heidenreich's Strange Transformation From Cole-Raping
Poet To Pied Piper; JBL Serves Blue Meanie A Low-Carb Potato, Harlem Sewer Mall-Rats, Orton's Shit Doesn't Stink, Plus The
TWF Debut Of "If They Mated!". All This, Plus Much MoreAll This Plus Much More!! Click HERE To Read This Blast From The Past!
Updated:
TWF GUEST COLUMN! (05/22/09) Former TWF Staffer, Martin Ferguson
presents: TERMINATOR: CENATION! Click HERE to read!
Updated: Anthony Dean presents the
JUDGMENT 2009 RANT! (05/18/09) A night where wrestling fans find religion! It's true. I
just heard someone say "Dear God, this same shit again?". Close enough, right? On this night, CM Punk finds out pretty fast
that it's probably best to just list your hometown as "parts unknown" when you go to WWE! Randy Orton meets Batista
in a battle of Evolution capped off by the reemergence of a Dinosaur! John Cena (frying pan) hands Big Show a loss whilst
we all feel loss for having ever watched it! And MATT HARDY HELPS EDGE RETAIN THE WORLD TITLE. Man. Time does heals all wounds.
Except herpes. Ask them both about it sometime. Click HERE to read the full report~!
Updated: With the new live-action movie opening in just over a month, let's once again
look back at a RETRO REVIEW of G.I. Joe The Movie! (05/10/09) They're
America's highly-trained special missions force. Just ignore the part where they never make actual contact with their Enemies!
Join Sean Carless as he breaks out the nostalgia time machine for a ridiculous look at 1987's cult classic feature film, where
an Ancient race of talking Snake-men try and conquer the earth by way of evil gardening! It makes sense, I swear! Click
HERE to read!
Updated: Shane Steele returns
with the SMACKDOWN RANT! (05/03/09) This week, Straight Edge meets Regular Edge, and a new
number one contender not named HHH or Undertaker is named! Click HERE to read the Lowdown on Smackdown!
Updated: (05/02/09) In case you missed
it at Wrestlecrap, check out Sean Carless's Induction of LATINO SEED: THE AMAZING
TRUE STORY OF DOMINICK MYSTERIO GUERRERO! Wrestling's first & only rivalry where two men vied to be the first
one to scale a ladder and thus legally win ownership of a small child! (Somewhere out there, Michael Jackson is no doubt learning
how to take bumps!). Click HERE to read!
Updated: SEAN'S PHOTOSHOP OF THE DAY (04/28/09): THE SECRET
OF BATISTA'S CONSTANT TITLE CHANCES! Ever wonder how it is that Batista receives so many nonsensical World Title opportunities
that even Triple H is heard saying "Who's this guy fucking?...and do they have room for one more?" THE ANSWER IS FINALLY REVEALED
WITHIN. And Yes, it's exactly what you think it is. Click HERE to view!
Updated: Anthony
Dean presents the BACKLASH 2009 RANT! (04/27/09) A night where God must have *finally* forgave
WWE for jobbing him out in 2006 because this show actually delivered! And it didn't end in the universe (WWE or otherwise)
imploding at the prospect of two overpushed douchebags finally losing! On this night, Randy Orton finally sends the
Game home to his Box, Super Cena meets his end via the Bat Symbol, Chris Jericho slays a Dragon, we all want to slay
ourselves during "comedy" that seemingly "drags-on" forever, and Jeff Hardy once again DOES NOT QUIT! See! Who said drugs
and other addictions were the only things! Ahem. Click HERE to read the full report!
Updated:
DEADFACE WALKING! (04/27/09) Catherine Perez returns with another
hilarious (and fully illustrated) look at all the various going-ons this week in the wacky world of Pro Wrestling! Click HERE to read!
Updated: RETRO RANT: BACKLASH 2004! (04/17/09) It's Chris
Benoit Day and Holocaust Remembrance Day, so what better way to commemorate both then to destroy a guy with
an Iron cross on his tights? Plus, Mick Foley introduces Randy Orton to Malibu's much-less-liked sister "Truth or Consequences
Barbie", and Chris Jericho takes his dollar out of the hide of Christian and Trish Stratus! Click HERE to read Sean's original Recapitation!
Updated: THIS MONTH IN TWF HISTORY!: BEST OF BACK-LEG FRONTKICK:
APRIL 2005! 04/13/09: In This WARRIOR-SIZED Edition, We Looked At WWE Hirings; WWE Firings; Fat Girls
Crying; Searching For Divas; Bischoff's Naked Wife; A New Satire; And WARRIOR Wants To End My Life. (Well Sorta). All This
Plus Much More!! Click HERE To Read This Blast From The Past!
Updated:
Anthony Dean returns with the WRESTLEMANIA 25 RANT!
(04/06/09) It's the Grand-Daddy of them all! Now featuring Main Event victories necessitated only by making the company's
owner a grand-daddy! Ahem. On this night, we say good-bye to 1999 for good with Steve Austin, welcome it back again with fucking Kid
Rock, tear the house down with Undertaker & HBK, and then literally wish that was the case and there was falling
debris to end the pain with most anticlimactic main event ever! Click HERE to read the full report!
Updated:
(03/28/09) BACK-LEG FRONTKICK PRESENTS: AND NOW FOR SOMETHING
STUPID!: THE KOZLOV SHOW~! Clearly, we have far too much time on our hands... Click HERE to view!
Updated: (03/23/09)
TWF ENTERTAINMENT RETRO-REVIEW: TRANSFORMERS THE MOVIE! The film that gave
more small children nightmares than any film I can remember. And that's just one reason to love it! Ahem. Click HERE to read Sean's original insane review!
Updated: Drew
Kannegiesser returns with WRITING UNDER THE INFLUENCE! (02/06/09). Click HERE to read!
Updated: THIS MONTH
IN TWF HISTORY!: BEST OF BACK-LEG FRONTKICK: MARCH 2005! (03/02/09):
Featuring Completely Random News; The ULTIMATE Triple H Collection; Wrestling With Time; Matt Hardy FECES The Truth; Worst
Wrestlemania Matches EVER; Original Wrestlemania Hi-Jinks, And WWE Films Presents! All This, Plus Much More~! Click HERE to read this blast from the past!
Updated: With Wrestlemania 25 just about a month away, join Sean Carless as we look at his
RETRO-RECAPITATION of WRESTLEMANIA 2! (02/26/09) A card
so terrible, it had to forced on three separate cities just to lessen the blow! (blowing?). All this, plus much more!
Click HERE to read the Recapitation!
Updated: SEAN
CARLESS MOVIE REVIEW: FRIDAY THE 13TH (2009) (02/13/09) It's Friday the 13th, the best feel-good
"overcoming-your disability" film since I Am Sam and Forrest Gump! Join Sean Carless, as he breaks down the only movie franchise
where not only do teenagers keep camping on the same murder site, they keep showing up on the same exact day as all the past
murders took place! What, can't wait an extra week to roast marshmallows, assholes? Holy shit. Click HERE to read Sean's full insane review!
Updated: Anthony Dean returns with the NO WAY
OUT 2009 PPV RANT! (02/16/09) It's No Way Out! A night we *finally* get HHH into an elimination chamber; yet, not the
kind that drops a little dissolving puck in a bucket. Can't win them all. On this night, Randy Orton plays Dr. Doom to Shane's
Mr. Fantastic, HBK will have a few more dollars to put on the collection plate, WWE celebrates black history month by making
the only black dude history, and Edge gets an all-new belt to hold up his pants. Click HERE to read the full report!
Updated: (02/09/09)
SEAN CARLESS'S TWF PHOTOSHOP OF THE DAY! In light of his "busy weekend" vs. the inbred fans
of B.C, Chris Jericho to now star in a new WWE Films presentation! Click HERE to view!
Updated: THIS MONTH IN TWF HISTORY!: BEST OF BACK-LEG FRONTKICK: FEBRUARY
2005! (02/01/09): Featuring: Confessions Of A Wrestling Fan; Lex Luger Is Guilty...Of Being A Fucking Moron;
Anvil In Trouble; Stone Cold = Dr. Evil? Me Getting Biblical; Vince Doesn't Have A Leg To Stand On; Amy Weber Fucks Off; TNA
Is Not OK; Motivation: TWF Style! And Buying Batista's Underwear...All This, Plus Much More! Click HERE To Read!
Updated: Anthony Dean
returns with the ROYAL RUMBLE 2009 PPV RANT! (01/26/09) It's The Royal Rumble! Featuring
perhaps the most shocking betrayal of a long time tag team partner EVER: JTG cheating Shad out of the Rumble in a game of
slight of hand! Oh, and something about Matt Hardy murdering his own brother. Ahem. All this, plus Randy Orton has a Wrestlemania
title shot in the bag! (among other things!) and John Cena survives with his title thanks to HBK kicking his millionaire boss
in the face. Man. lot of that shit going around this week. Click HERE to read the full report!
Updated: THIS
MONTH IN TWF HISTORY: BACK-LEG FRONTKICK: JANUARY 2007~! (01/25/09) )In This Edition, Kurt
Angle's Plunge Into Madness, Kenny Dykstra Turns Lesbian, Undertaker's Secret Days As A Member Of The Riverdale Gang, Fan
Laws, FanGirls, Abyss Has Got A Gun, Motivational Posters For New ECW, And A Special In-Column Satire: WWE's Oscar Season
Movies! All This, Plus Much More~! Click HERE To Read!
Updated: RETRO RANT: ROYAL
RUMBLE 2008 (01/16/09) Join Sean Carless for another half-capitated spectacle of stupidity! Superman Returns!
Jeff Hardy is pinned by a Glass Ceiling! Chris Jericho puts JBL in bondage, and somewhere Billy Silverman is smiling! You
know, before remembering he's still unemployed. Plus, Roddy Piper and Jimmy Snuka carry on their feud into the new millennium!
No coconuts were harmed, but a bowl of prunes may have been consumed! All this, plus much more! Click HERE to read Sean's moronic rambling on all things RUMBLE.
Updated: THIS
MONTH IN TWF HISTORY: BACK-LEG FRONTKICK: JANUARY 2005~! (01/12/09) )In This Edition, Sean
Looked at WWE Divas In Playboy, Brock Lesnar's Return, More WWE ShopZone Buffoonery, And A Cameo By Canadian Bacon! Joanie
Loves (To Kick The Shit Out Of ) X-Pacy! The Homicidal, Genoicidal, Suicidal Erik Watts, Or Maybe Just The Last Part, New
Jack Stabs John Cena, And A Whole Lotta Wrestlers Doing Stupid Things. Plus Three New Additions To The Mullet Hall Of Fame!
Plus Much More! Click HERE To Read!
Updated:
(01/06/09) SEAN CARLESS'S TWF PHOTOSHOP
OF THE DAY! We always knew John Cena was a hard worker, but holy shit, puns. Click HERE to view!
Updated: TWF Presents:
The 78th Annual Fanny Awards! (01/04/09) It's our version of Wrestlemania! It's The
Fannys! Internet wrestling's most tasteless and ridiculous Year-End Awards are back! 34+ HUGE categories and something's got
to give! But mostly taste and good sense. Contained within, we crown a writer of the year for 2008 as voted by YOU, and of
course look at all the best of the best and the worst of the worst in wrestling, with one ridiculous offensive joke after
another! But be warned, this piece is a BEAST. So if you're on Dial-up you may want to pack a lunch, and bring a change of
clothes! Click HERE to read the morbidly obese juggernaut that is the 2008 FANNY AWARDS!
Updated: (12/25/08) CLASSIC TWF CHRISTMAS POST: Join us
as we once again look back to 2007 with Sean Carless's WWE NIGHT BEFORE CHHHRISTMAS POEM~! Click HERE to read!
Updated: Anthony Dean returns with the ARMAGEDDON 2008 PPV RANT! (12/15/08)
It's Armageddon 2008! The only Pay-per-view where Mr. Kennedy can warn you not to do drugs whilst they simultaneously put
the belt on Jeff Hardy. Oh, Irony. It's not just what Iron tastes like. Click HERE to read the full report!
Updated:
(12/12/08) BACK-LEG FRONTKICK PRESENTS: JOEY
STYLES' PUNCH-OUT~! Just in time for the Christmas season! Drop it in your stocking...right after you drop a 300 pound
Investment Banker! It's Joey Styles Punch-out! -- The only thing more embarrassing than being knocked
out by the Subway Guy! Click HERE to view the trailer!
Updated:
THIS
MONTH IN TWF HISTORY: BACK-LEG FRONTKICK: DECEMBER 2004! (12/07/08) YEAR-END 2004: In This
Edition, Looking Back At The Year That Was; Featuring Old Favorites, Quotable Quotes, Highlights And Lowlights...And Of Course
The Breakout Star of 2004 (Figuratively And Literally!), Gene Snitsky! All This, Plus Much More! Click HERE To Read!
Updated:
BRINGING HOME THE BACON! (11/28/08) The Raging
Retard, Canadian Bacon has *finally* returned for your latest installment of Wrestling Newsiness! From Edge being
captive on a Desert Island, to the *real* reasons for MVP and R-Truth's de-pushing, Bacon has all your bases covered with
Grade-A Canadian Retardation. You'll never look at wrestling gossip the same way again! Click HERE to read THE BACON REPORT!
Updated: Anthony Dean returns with the SURVIVOR
SERIES 2008 RANT! (11/24/08) It's Survivor Series! The night WWE traveled back to 2007 to restart their booking! Yay!
Ahem. On this night, we found out that in Soviet Russia, terrible match has you, Jeff Hardy is found in a hotel room...and
actually survives! (a WWE first!), there is apparently no shaving cream in "Hell", and Chris Jericho clearly must have
forgotten to put a little piece of West Newbury around John Cena's neck, pre-match. All this, plus less stupid vague teasers!
Click HERE to read the full report!
Updated: (11/20/08) THIS MONTH IN TWF HISTORY: NOVEMBER 2004: BACK-LEG FRONTKICK!
Sean Carless journeys back to the Fall of 2004 for another nostalgic look at wrestling in the month of November! Featuring:
Goldberg Has Heat With Hef, Huge Firings, WWF sues WWE,What Really Happened To Vince, And The Return of BULLSHIT! Featuring
Dave Gagnon & Harry Simon! TNA Invades WWE?, Carlito's "Conspiracy", Randy Savage Is Insane, The Week That Was, And More
Snitsky Than You Can Shake A Stick At (Or A Coat Hanger). All This, Plus Much More! Click HERE To Read!
Updated: RECAPITATION: HULK
HOGAN'S CELEBRITY CHAMPIONSHIP WRESTLING~! (10/24/08) Ten Celebrities all vie for the honor and prestige of
being named first ever CCW CHAMPION. A belt, that sooner or later will end up around Hulk's waist, just because! That's how
these things usually work. So, join me, Sean Carless, as I broke down the very first episode and give analysis as only
I can (can't?), and walk you through the celebs first day on the job. Drop a leg out there guys! Click HERE to read!
